Andy Stumpf

He's like, I didn't. And his wife starts chiming in. You know he doesn't know how to do that. There's no way he did it. Like, do you think a fucking mouse came in here and started typing, you know, downloading Instagram? Finally, he admits, he's like, well, I was curious what it was. And I just started pushing buttons. I didn't know what I was doing. Like, you randomly, this is the...

He's like, I didn't. And his wife starts chiming in. You know he doesn't know how to do that. There's no way he did it. Like, do you think a fucking mouse came in here and started typing, you know, downloading Instagram? Finally, he admits, he's like, well, I was curious what it was. And I just started pushing buttons. I didn't know what I was doing. Like, you randomly, this is the...

You know, the theory that if you gave a fleet of monkeys a typewriter, they would at some point produce Shakespeare's greatest works. Right. So randomly he claims he created an account with his name, which is V-A-U-G-H-N. A lot of people just put Vaughn, V-O-N. And I'm just – I can't – for whatever reason, he is emotionally unwilling to admit that he just created an Instagram account.

You know, the theory that if you gave a fleet of monkeys a typewriter, they would at some point produce Shakespeare's greatest works. Right. So randomly he claims he created an account with his name, which is V-A-U-G-H-N. A lot of people just put Vaughn, V-O-N. And I'm just – I can't – for whatever reason, he is emotionally unwilling to admit that he just created an Instagram account.

You know, the theory that if you gave a fleet of monkeys a typewriter, they would at some point produce Shakespeare's greatest works. Right. So randomly he claims he created an account with his name, which is V-A-U-G-H-N. A lot of people just put Vaughn, V-O-N. And I'm just – I can't – for whatever reason, he is emotionally unwilling to admit that he just created an Instagram account.

I did. I think I did have him follow you or I did that for him. So you might have a, a Vaughn stump following you. Okay. Maybe I haven't seen it, but I'll check the next day. He just, he's like, I don't know how to use this thing. I could just push buttons.

I did. I think I did have him follow you or I did that for him. So you might have a, a Vaughn stump following you. Okay. Maybe I haven't seen it, but I'll check the next day. He just, he's like, I don't know how to use this thing. I could just push buttons.

I did. I think I did have him follow you or I did that for him. So you might have a, a Vaughn stump following you. Okay. Maybe I haven't seen it, but I'll check the next day. He just, he's like, I don't know how to use this thing. I could just push buttons.

So my sister texts me a picture of his feet that he had sent to her accidentally while trying to text her, the camera icon popped up, captured a picture of his feet. And he's just like, I didn't know how to get off the screen. So I just kept heading the arrow button until it went away. So, and then here's the thing.

So my sister texts me a picture of his feet that he had sent to her accidentally while trying to text her, the camera icon popped up, captured a picture of his feet. And he's just like, I didn't know how to get off the screen. So I just kept heading the arrow button until it went away. So, and then here's the thing.

So my sister texts me a picture of his feet that he had sent to her accidentally while trying to text her, the camera icon popped up, captured a picture of his feet. And he's just like, I didn't know how to get off the screen. So I just kept heading the arrow button until it went away. So, and then here's the thing.

Yeah, he's fantastic on the show, but this is the shit I have to deal with off of the show. Or, you know, we're at dinner, you know, recently Leah had me tell him the story about when I flushed an orange down the toilet when I was young. We're at dinner the other night and he is trying to convince people that I did that when I was 13.

Yeah, he's fantastic on the show, but this is the shit I have to deal with off of the show. Or, you know, we're at dinner, you know, recently Leah had me tell him the story about when I flushed an orange down the toilet when I was young. We're at dinner the other night and he is trying to convince people that I did that when I was 13.

Yeah, he's fantastic on the show, but this is the shit I have to deal with off of the show. Or, you know, we're at dinner, you know, recently Leah had me tell him the story about when I flushed an orange down the toilet when I was young. We're at dinner the other night and he is trying to convince people that I did that when I was 13.

Meanwhile, where we lived at that time, I couldn't have been more than eight or nine years old. So he's with fingernails holding on to fucking reality.

Meanwhile, where we lived at that time, I couldn't have been more than eight or nine years old. So he's with fingernails holding on to fucking reality.

Meanwhile, where we lived at that time, I couldn't have been more than eight or nine years old. So he's with fingernails holding on to fucking reality.

Yeah. And yeah, Shady Acres. Shady Acres is the name of the home I'm going to put him in. Or at least that's the name of the home I tell him I'm going to put him in. And my sister and I have agreed that, yeah, we're just going to keep doing that until he believes it.

Yeah. And yeah, Shady Acres. Shady Acres is the name of the home I'm going to put him in. Or at least that's the name of the home I tell him I'm going to put him in. And my sister and I have agreed that, yeah, we're just going to keep doing that until he believes it.

Yeah. And yeah, Shady Acres. Shady Acres is the name of the home I'm going to put him in. Or at least that's the name of the home I tell him I'm going to put him in. And my sister and I have agreed that, yeah, we're just going to keep doing that until he believes it.