Andy Stumpf

And it's a thought exercise.

You're in the woods in North America and you're having a great time and you start hearing some hooves.

Now the hooves don't necessarily scare you because this isn't a thought exercise about whether or not you are being scared.

It's a thought exercise about what you should maybe consider or expect.

You're better served in that environment, in the woods, in North America, where you hear hooves hitting the ground, to peek out from around a tree and see a horse.

As opposed to thinking in your head, I bet that's a zebra.

And you peek around and it's not.

Because what's the likelihood of finding a zebra here in North America?

Now I say that, let me tell you something.

I'm aware of a zebra here in Kalispell, Montana.

And I'm not going to tell anybody anything other than that, because I'm not a narc, because I don't know how this person has it.

I don't even know if this is a wild zebra, but there's a zebra up here.

How they got it here?

I don't know.

Do I want them to lose their zebra?

No, because what's more awesome than a mountain zebra?

I don't know if I've ever seen anything more awesome than a mountain zebra, but

If every time that I heard hooves in the back country, I thought I was gonna see a zebra, I'd be really let down, because I've actually only seen this thing one time.

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