Andy Weir

Like, who packed it for him?

And do you think Carl was like, oh, yeah, you're getting the Golden Gate Bridge cat shirt?

Probably.

There's no laundry in space.

I have questions about how all of those shirts smell.

shawl collar sweaters that he wears he's got some great I have some questions about the science teacher aesthetic here I love this movie it's perfect in every way what do you think of the just the kind of like yellow slicker raincoat that's a great one that seems like standard issue like you're on this ship you get a Gordon's Fisherman slicker the beanie great stuff

The frosted tips seemed very not science teacher to me.

I see.

And I think the reason the very bright, Ken-like frosted tips on Ryan Gosling in the flashbacks are meant to say, like, this is what it was like when he had sunshine on his hair and now he's in space and it's darker.

I think that's what it was for.

But it looked very, like, looked very Ken to me.

Yeah.

The shawl collar sweaters.

But the biggest offense is the glasses acting.

His glasses acting is insane.

If you wore a pair of glasses, you would never smudge them up the way that he does.

And apparently it was Gosling's idea to add glasses to make him look smarter, I believe, is what I've read in interviews.

But I was just like, okay, but...

You're wearing them in an insane fashion.

An optometrist of horror.