Andy Zaltzman

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The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 4,379 of The Bugle, the world's leading competitive yo-yoing and industrial fruit canning industry crossover podcast.

Also recently voted the podcast most likely to misrepresent what it does as a show in the opening 15 seconds of an episode.

I'm Andy Zaltzman, here in the shed of truth and distraction in South... What's that on the window?

Is it a spider?

No, it's nothing.

And joining me today from all the currently available major hemispheres of the world, from the south and the east, it's Alice Fraser, and from the north and the west, Josh Gondelman.

Hello to both of you, and thanks for spanning the entire planet for me.

Are there official rankings for the local dog fighting or is that just something that you keep in your head?

Alice, you're just back from Sydney, right?

We are recording on the 18th of May, 2026.

On this day in the year 332, Emperor Constantine the Great announced free distributions of food to the people of Constantinople, also known as the birth of woke, setting humanity on a path of dependency on the state that has led us to this horrible stuff.

Must stop reading the Daily Telegraph.

As always, a section of the Bugle is going straight in the bin.

This week, we have a commemorative pull-out section marking David Attenborough's 100th birthday.

We were off last week, in the week that Attenborough turned 100.

But we've teamed up with Sir David to produce an exclusive audio commemorative pull-out to mark his entry into the, well, the second...

century of his scheduled millennium of existence.