Andy Zaltzman

So this is huge in terms of pester power and the impact that could have on the global economy.

It's a very concerning time for everyone.

We'll bring the mystery back to televised snooker.

Also, return to a black and white world would make news bulletins much perkier.

They tend to be quite serious and quite ominous a lot of the time.

But go back to old black and white cafe news bulletins.

And there goes the plucky American missile off to find a nice little school to blow to pieces.

Jolly good show, everyone.

And I think it would just make everything seem a little bit better.

Well, that brings us to the end of this week's Bugle.

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Josh, anything to plug?

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