Andy Zaltzman

So it's a bombshell revelation that Donald Trump is not a master of nuance, but... LAUGHTER Because the best nuance...

I hate this nuance.

Victoria, have you enjoyed the royal trip to America?

It's a very load-bearing allegedly there.

Well, they do like betting on the shipping forecast, but I don't know if that... Ashley, any particular highlights for you?

The king said that the state banquet was better than what, Ashley?

Come on, Cindy.

Correct answer.

The King's other state banquet was better than what?

Well, I mean, not directly, but I guess the subtext.

Yeah, he said, a very considerable improvement on the Boston Tea Party, which was very much a kick in the balls metaphor.

A political kick in the balls.

I believe that's how it was described at the time.

I mean, it's quite a low bar, being better than the Boston Tea Party, with its weak tea, cold brewed in salty water.

That was hipsterism gone mad for me.

Well, I think that's what Brexit was all about, wasn't it?

We're taking bookings again.

We're getting the old band back together.

And the day after the banquet, Trump was back on social media posting an image of himself holding what?

Anyone?