Andy Zaltzman

I didn't see that one, but I don't see all of his social media.

Anyone else?

Right.

But not correct?

I mean, his social media output's quite unorthodox of it, isn't it?

Well, I mean, his Scottish roots we do see often in, for example, his love of walls across southern borders.

His love of unhealthy food and, above all, his face care regime, which involves bathing his face in a vat of iron brew.

Yes, he posted a picture of himself wielding a machine gun, a privilege so cruelly denied him in the Vietnam War due to his own tragically timed minor injury problems.

And he also posted, no more Mr Nice Guy.

Apologies if you missed the Mr Nice Guy interlude.

LAUGHTER

We're still waiting for clarification on exactly when that was.

We will let you know as soon as possible.

Is this the future of democracy, basically just smartly dressed and heavily disguised snark?

Is this where humanity is going?

It's a bit of a change in tone from Trump.

A few days before the royal visit, Reuters reported that America was reviewing its position on the Falkland Islands as punishment for Britain failing to obey him, basically, in the Iran war.

I know 80s nostalgia is all the rage these days, but...

I don't think that's a bit that anyone wants back, is it, Simon?

Is there an argument now, given the calming effect that King Charles seemed to have on Trump, that we should just leave the king in America on loan?