Ann Jones
speaker
552 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 11 Sep
Ann Jones’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 2.
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That's me, Anne Jones, and Patria Ladgrove.
And in the next episode, we're going to get to some romance.
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Very suave, erudite kind of guy.
Hello, Anne Jones and a duck from What the Duck.
Just letting you know that the program which follows will be talking all about animals getting to know each other in the biblical sense.
Which vertebrate species has the longest penis proportional to its body length?
Let me ruin my search history so that you don't have to.
It's a duck.
An Argentinian lake duck whose penis, when fully out for a picnic, is over 40 centimetres long, more than 10 centimetres longer than its body.
If ever there was a reason to hand in the library card of life to resign from the board of nature lovers, duck penises might be that reason.
It looks like Miss Piggy's tail deflated of helium with a bunch of spikes around the bottom.
And when the duck is ready to tango, he can use his lymphatic system to pump up the jam to 121 kilometres an hour.
Quick, to the point, absolutely rude.
Like an early morning naked jiggly sprint to put the bins out.
So how did a bird with a voice like this end up with a 46cm swirling hydraulic penis that corkscrews counterclockwise and travels faster than the speed limit?
The answer lies in the evolution of sex.
Sex is weird.
I know you know it.
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