Ann Jones

3%.

What the duck?

Now, this raises a lot of questions for me.

We just literally finished four and a half billion years of evolution to evolve a penis.

So why would you go to all that trouble only to carelessly lose it in the car park of the mall of life?

Oh, and does that mean there's a no phallus future?

That is a question for the next episode of Sex is Weird.

Really bizarre.

You know, at Cornell and there is the lab of ornithology.

I am never having sex again.

Sex is weird, right?

And you're listening to a series about it produced by me, Anne Jones and Patria Ladgrove.

If you want to find us, you can look for What The Duck on the ABC Listen app or online.

And What The Duck is a production of ABC Radio National and ABC Science.

Oh, and if you're into unsolicited duck pics, duck pics, whattheduckatabc.net.au is where you can slide into our DMs.

Special thanks to Will Ockenden, Joel Werner, Belle Smith, Corey Haig and Jacinta Bowler for providing feedback on the first episode of our romp through the body count of planet Earth.