Ann Jones
speaker
552 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 11 Sep
Ann Jones’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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They are one of the most common arthropods in the fossil record.
But the one David found was special.
Rewind.
Well, not the world's first penis, but the world's first dick pic.
And it was on a clam lookalike.
Monumental stuff.
Now, what would you call such a thing?
Anthony Weiner?
No, the researchers named the species Collimbosathon eclecticus, which translates roughly as amazing swimmer with large penis.
And what does it look like, the penis itself?
I have never seen one before.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Now, wait a second.
Is the female the same size?
Because what is a one millimetre female going to do with a 10 millimetre sperm?
What does she do with it?
Did you ever find a female fossil that showed you?
Well, cheese and crackers.
It's likely that a female ostracod took a sperm 10 times longer than her body and created new life.
If this was a human, it would be a 16-metre sperm.
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