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Don't fucking... God. So creepy for you to literally spell it out like that. Yeah, you know, I was looking for something. So what's the deal with the dog? Is this just... He's a support animal. He is completely not trained. No, he's just chilling. Definitely not. He's adorable. We love him. Everybody loves him. We kind of want to save him from you. Yes. But... He's not an emotional support animal.

Don't fucking... God. So creepy for you to literally spell it out like that. Yeah, you know, I was looking for something. So what's the deal with the dog? Is this just... He's a support animal. He is completely not trained. No, he's just chilling. Definitely not. He's adorable. We love him. Everybody loves him. We kind of want to save him from you. Yes. But... He's not an emotional support animal.

Don't fucking... God. So creepy for you to literally spell it out like that. Yeah, you know, I was looking for something. So what's the deal with the dog? Is this just... He's a support animal. He is completely not trained. No, he's just chilling. Definitely not. He's adorable. We love him. Everybody loves him. We kind of want to save him from you. Yes. But... He's not an emotional support animal.

As long as there's peanut butter on there. I wonder if he'll catch the little joke book. Can the dog catch things? Does it ever catch anything?

As long as there's peanut butter on there. I wonder if he'll catch the little joke book. Can the dog catch things? Does it ever catch anything?

As long as there's peanut butter on there. I wonder if he'll catch the little joke book. Can the dog catch things? Does it ever catch anything?

If I hit the dog in the face with a joke book, I'm going to feel bad. Ozzy. Ozzy, look. Ozzy. Ozzy. Marshall. Ozzy. This dog. Ozzy, look over here. Oh, my God. Have you ever taken this thing on a fucking airplane before? Never an airplane.

If I hit the dog in the face with a joke book, I'm going to feel bad. Ozzy. Ozzy, look. Ozzy. Ozzy. Marshall. Ozzy. This dog. Ozzy, look over here. Oh, my God. Have you ever taken this thing on a fucking airplane before? Never an airplane.

If I hit the dog in the face with a joke book, I'm going to feel bad. Ozzy. Ozzy, look. Ozzy. Ozzy. Marshall. Ozzy. This dog. Ozzy, look over here. Oh, my God. Have you ever taken this thing on a fucking airplane before? Never an airplane.

It's got to be terrifying. There's 20,000 people here.

It's got to be terrifying. There's 20,000 people here.

It's got to be terrifying. There's 20,000 people here.

Ozzy, look. Show us how to pose for the camera. This is the least trained dog I've ever seen in my entire life. I've seen Costa Rican street dogs that are better trained than this thing. Hey, look at this. All right, you take it. Ready? Boom. Wow, he caught it.

Ozzy, look. Show us how to pose for the camera. This is the least trained dog I've ever seen in my entire life. I've seen Costa Rican street dogs that are better trained than this thing. Hey, look at this. All right, you take it. Ready? Boom. Wow, he caught it.

Ozzy, look. Show us how to pose for the camera. This is the least trained dog I've ever seen in my entire life. I've seen Costa Rican street dogs that are better trained than this thing. Hey, look at this. All right, you take it. Ready? Boom. Wow, he caught it.

AJ, get the fuck out of here. You don't get to fucking fist bump Kid Rock after that. Okay, so let's have a quick chat real quick. Save the boos for when they really, really, really, really deserve them. Granted, AJ deserved it, but... Goddamn. See? Sweet Heidi, like a piece of ginger in between rotten sushi bites, just cleanses the room like a sage princess.

AJ, get the fuck out of here. You don't get to fucking fist bump Kid Rock after that. Okay, so let's have a quick chat real quick. Save the boos for when they really, really, really, really deserve them. Granted, AJ deserved it, but... Goddamn. See? Sweet Heidi, like a piece of ginger in between rotten sushi bites, just cleanses the room like a sage princess.

AJ, get the fuck out of here. You don't get to fucking fist bump Kid Rock after that. Okay, so let's have a quick chat real quick. Save the boos for when they really, really, really, really deserve them. Granted, AJ deserved it, but... Goddamn. See? Sweet Heidi, like a piece of ginger in between rotten sushi bites, just cleanses the room like a sage princess.

All right, you guys ready for bucket pool number three? Yeah! Okay. But don't boo until the 60 seconds is up. Deal? There's some people booing me saying, don't boo. It's pretty crazy. But, all right, here we go. Remember, if you boo the whole time, the rest of the world's going to make fun of your city for being a shitty audience, and you don't want that. Little insider trading information.

All right, you guys ready for bucket pool number three? Yeah! Okay. But don't boo until the 60 seconds is up. Deal? There's some people booing me saying, don't boo. It's pretty crazy. But, all right, here we go. Remember, if you boo the whole time, the rest of the world's going to make fun of your city for being a shitty audience, and you don't want that. Little insider trading information.