Announcer

All right, you guys ready for bucket pool number three? Yeah! Okay. But don't boo until the 60 seconds is up. Deal? There's some people booing me saying, don't boo. It's pretty crazy. But, all right, here we go. Remember, if you boo the whole time, the rest of the world's going to make fun of your city for being a shitty audience, and you don't want that. Little insider trading information.

Okay, you can boo if you want to. We get paid the same amount no matter how much you boo. Ladies and gentlemen, your third bucket poll goes by the name of Ryan Adam. Ryan Adam. Come on, we gotta get a good bucket pool outta here.

Okay, you can boo if you want to. We get paid the same amount no matter how much you boo. Ladies and gentlemen, your third bucket poll goes by the name of Ryan Adam. Ryan Adam. Come on, we gotta get a good bucket pool outta here.

Okay, you can boo if you want to. We get paid the same amount no matter how much you boo. Ladies and gentlemen, your third bucket poll goes by the name of Ryan Adam. Ryan Adam. Come on, we gotta get a good bucket pool outta here.

There we go. Look at that. Look at that. An amazing set. Ryan Adam has arrived to the Kill Tony universe. Yes, sir. I love it. You stayed in the pocket. There were 10 retards that still tried to boo during your setup at the top of the set. You plowed through it. You hit your punchlines. You killed it. You did it. Our first good bucket pool of the night, Ryan Adam. Incredible, Ryan.

There we go. Look at that. Look at that. An amazing set. Ryan Adam has arrived to the Kill Tony universe. Yes, sir. I love it. You stayed in the pocket. There were 10 retards that still tried to boo during your setup at the top of the set. You plowed through it. You hit your punchlines. You killed it. You did it. Our first good bucket pool of the night, Ryan Adam. Incredible, Ryan.

There we go. Look at that. Look at that. An amazing set. Ryan Adam has arrived to the Kill Tony universe. Yes, sir. I love it. You stayed in the pocket. There were 10 retards that still tried to boo during your setup at the top of the set. You plowed through it. You hit your punchlines. You killed it. You did it. Our first good bucket pool of the night, Ryan Adam. Incredible, Ryan.

How long have you been doing stand-up? I'm going on seven years. Seven years. Perfect. All of it here in Nashville?

How long have you been doing stand-up? I'm going on seven years. Seven years. Perfect. All of it here in Nashville?

How long have you been doing stand-up? I'm going on seven years. Seven years. Perfect. All of it here in Nashville?

I love it. Congratulations. That's the way to do it. For my birthday. This is your birthday today? My birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Fuck yeah.

I love it. Congratulations. That's the way to do it. For my birthday. This is your birthday today? My birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Fuck yeah.

I love it. Congratulations. That's the way to do it. For my birthday. This is your birthday today? My birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Is there anything new hot off the market coming up in the sex shop? Any state-of-the-art technology we should know about?

Yeah. Is there anything new hot off the market coming up in the sex shop? Any state-of-the-art technology we should know about?

Yeah. Is there anything new hot off the market coming up in the sex shop? Any state-of-the-art technology we should know about?

What's that? I mean, I have one in my ass right now, but tell the crowd what it is.

What's that? I mean, I have one in my ass right now, but tell the crowd what it is.

What's that? I mean, I have one in my ass right now, but tell the crowd what it is.

You really have one of these? Shut the fuck up. What do you do with it? I used it once, but like I said... What did you use? On your butt? No, no, no.