Ari Matti
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You know that bitch ain't fighting those cool boys!
She fucking crawls around like a dog!
And she fucking eats it off of my back, dude!
So just waiting for that to happen.
Maybe a little bit of funnel cake in this motherfucker!
I'm very happy I just got an acting manager.
I've always wanted to be an actor, and I don't love the types of auditions that they're sending me out for.
The first audition I ever got was for a college student who gets the shit kicked out of him.
And I don't know if you know how acting works, but a casting director saw my face and said, this kid is perfect to have the shit kicked out of him.
And then my favorite audition I got was for creepy 80s porn projectionist, which I fucking nailed.
And then most recently I went out for dumb guy number two who is sensitive to sound and cannot make eye contact.
So I think my type is fucking autistic.
Turns out, I did well, because I got a callback for that role, and it was down to me and a guy named Trevor, who was, like, severely autistic.
And somehow, I got the part, guys, so...
You asked me to come on the show.