Ari Matti
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KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
But he also has to clean up after all his murders.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
And all of my friends and family, they're in relationships and they're always trying to give me advice, you know.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
They're like, be safe out there, man.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It's like, yeah, STDs are scary, but you know what's scarier than STDs dating today as a man?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It's how expensive dating actually is, dude.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I went on a date with a woman a couple of weeks ago, and honestly, I much rather would have gotten crabs from her in the bedroom than have to pay for crabs at the dinner table.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
All of my friends are like, oh, my God, HIV is so scary.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
HIV, you know what's scarier than HIV?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
We don't even know how much this shit costs.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I didn't know there was a market for it.