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Ari Matti

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KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

I'm on Robin Hood trying to short the stock.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

I'm doing everything.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

But I did bring that girl home afterwards, and she was a little heavy set.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

She was a little big.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

She was fat.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

And, uh...

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

We get back to my place, we're making out.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

She takes my pants off and she sees my uncut gem and she goes, ew, you have extra skin.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

And I was like, you have extra skin, you big bitch.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

What the hell?

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Victory for you, sir.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Well done.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Hello, Sam.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Hey, how are you?

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Pretty good.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

I'm upset that the bear went off at the punch, but it's okay.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Now, what was the punchline?

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

You calling her a big fat bitch or something?

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

She had a big vagina.

KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

Yeah, I was pretty fat, yeah.