Ari Matti

It's good to be here. I, uh... Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. I stopped watching the news recently. I feel like they're not talking about the important stuff on the news. They're never talking about how Bill Cosby's out of prison, you know? Never talking about how he might be Italian.

They're never talking about how Shel Silverstein would be, like, the perfect name for a Jewish turtle, you know? Don't worry, guys. I'm allowed to do that joke. My mom is actually a turtle, so it's fine. I've got the... Reptile pass. It's very good. It's very nice. I'm a confused man a lot of the time. I don't really know what's going on much.

They're never talking about how Shel Silverstein would be, like, the perfect name for a Jewish turtle, you know? Don't worry, guys. I'm allowed to do that joke. My mom is actually a turtle, so it's fine. I've got the... Reptile pass. It's very good. It's very nice. I'm a confused man a lot of the time. I don't really know what's going on much.

They're never talking about how Shel Silverstein would be, like, the perfect name for a Jewish turtle, you know? Don't worry, guys. I'm allowed to do that joke. My mom is actually a turtle, so it's fine. I've got the... Reptile pass. It's very good. It's very nice. I'm a confused man a lot of the time. I don't really know what's going on much.

One of my friends the other day was trying to talk to me about Wyoming. I was like, pretty sure his name's pronounced Yao Ming. That's not even kind of close. Where's the W, sir? Explain. We're at a P.F. Chang. Stop, sir. I'm not going to watch Yellowstone. That's ridiculous. I would never do that. All right, we'll call it there. Thank you so much.

One of my friends the other day was trying to talk to me about Wyoming. I was like, pretty sure his name's pronounced Yao Ming. That's not even kind of close. Where's the W, sir? Explain. We're at a P.F. Chang. Stop, sir. I'm not going to watch Yellowstone. That's ridiculous. I would never do that. All right, we'll call it there. Thank you so much.

One of my friends the other day was trying to talk to me about Wyoming. I was like, pretty sure his name's pronounced Yao Ming. That's not even kind of close. Where's the W, sir? Explain. We're at a P.F. Chang. Stop, sir. I'm not going to watch Yellowstone. That's ridiculous. I would never do that. All right, we'll call it there. Thank you so much.

Where at? Three and a quarter here. I started in Virginia, but, like, barely. Okay.

Where at? Three and a quarter here. I started in Virginia, but, like, barely. Okay.

Where at? Three and a quarter here. I started in Virginia, but, like, barely. Okay.

Three years ago, yeah. Okay.

Three years ago, yeah. Okay.

Three years ago, yeah. Okay.

I think you called me vitamin deficient. I, um... i'm still probably true i uh i'm from charlottesville virginia we talked a bit about the fun rally we had yeah oh how the tides have turned yeah pretty much that i think i uh so how's life changed in the three years since you've been on um slightly less bad now i uh i still live here still the same job at a restaurant i uh

I think you called me vitamin deficient. I, um... i'm still probably true i uh i'm from charlottesville virginia we talked a bit about the fun rally we had yeah oh how the tides have turned yeah pretty much that i think i uh so how's life changed in the three years since you've been on um slightly less bad now i uh i still live here still the same job at a restaurant i uh

I think you called me vitamin deficient. I, um... i'm still probably true i uh i'm from charlottesville virginia we talked a bit about the fun rally we had yeah oh how the tides have turned yeah pretty much that i think i uh so how's life changed in the three years since you've been on um slightly less bad now i uh i still live here still the same job at a restaurant i uh

Yeah, I play saxophone too. We talked about that. I didn't bring it last time. I didn't bring it this time either, but you guys have a much better player here. I do get to play saxophone for The Absolute Show. It's a show that Lucas McCurry and Liz do at the Creek, so that's fun.

Yeah, I play saxophone too. We talked about that. I didn't bring it last time. I didn't bring it this time either, but you guys have a much better player here. I do get to play saxophone for The Absolute Show. It's a show that Lucas McCurry and Liz do at the Creek, so that's fun.

Yeah, I play saxophone too. We talked about that. I didn't bring it last time. I didn't bring it this time either, but you guys have a much better player here. I do get to play saxophone for The Absolute Show. It's a show that Lucas McCurry and Liz do at the Creek, so that's fun.

I play basketball. I like to get high and play chess and do very badly. It's kind of a fan. Okay. Make it harder on myself. All right. Yeah. Go on walks, you know? Really exciting stuff. Really super, you know, buy weird sweatpants. I don't know. I don't know. All right, Will. Mostly just the stand-up and saxophone, I guess.