Ari Shaffir

Nothing. It's just a guy. It's a guy dog trying to talk to a girl. And then another guy comes in. He's like, hey, what's up? And they run off. Oh. And then the camera pans over and they're fucking again. And then it goes back to the bulldog that's sitting there. He's like, hmm. Oh, I've been there.

Nothing. It's just a guy. It's a guy dog trying to talk to a girl. And then another guy comes in. He's like, hey, what's up? And they run off. Oh. And then the camera pans over and they're fucking again. And then it goes back to the bulldog that's sitting there. He's like, hmm. Oh, I've been there.

Nothing. It's just a guy. It's a guy dog trying to talk to a girl. And then another guy comes in. He's like, hey, what's up? And they run off. Oh. And then the camera pans over and they're fucking again. And then it goes back to the bulldog that's sitting there. He's like, hmm. Oh, I've been there.

That's the worst. Except for J-Mo's quicker. Bulldog's fucking sad. J-Mo's losing. I thought he was going to nail that. J-Mo's losing.

That's the worst. Except for J-Mo's quicker. Bulldog's fucking sad. J-Mo's losing. I thought he was going to nail that. J-Mo's losing.

That's the worst. Except for J-Mo's quicker. Bulldog's fucking sad. J-Mo's losing. I thought he was going to nail that. J-Mo's losing.

Really does something. Best day of my life.

Really does something. Best day of my life.

Really does something. Best day of my life.

It's always a goddamn German Shepherd.

It's always a goddamn German Shepherd.

It's always a goddamn German Shepherd.

He's being fucked up about it. He needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it. Really? Yeah. Two sides of me were going, what the fuck are you watching? This is disgusting. That lady should be put down. And then the other side of me is going, that's fucking nice.

He's being fucked up about it. He needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it. Really? Yeah. Two sides of me were going, what the fuck are you watching? This is disgusting. That lady should be put down. And then the other side of me is going, that's fucking nice.

He's being fucked up about it. He needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it. Really? Yeah. Two sides of me were going, what the fuck are you watching? This is disgusting. That lady should be put down. And then the other side of me is going, that's fucking nice.

Plus, you want someone who never says no.

Plus, you want someone who never says no.

Plus, you want someone who never says no.

The Ayatollah was into it.

The Ayatollah was into it.