Ari Shaffir

Who do you think wins? City cats or outdoor rural cats? Rural. Just like humans.

Who do you think wins? City cats or outdoor rural cats? Rural. Just like humans.

It's funny. I had pride in that. In Queens, when I was walking around, I'd see an outdoor cat, and I'd just be like, Tibble would fuck you up. My guy would fuck you up. I got a Maine Coon. That's awesome. It's huge.

It's funny. I had pride in that. In Queens, when I was walking around, I'd see an outdoor cat, and I'd just be like, Tibble would fuck you up. My guy would fuck you up. I got a Maine Coon. That's awesome. It's huge.

It's funny. I had pride in that. In Queens, when I was walking around, I'd see an outdoor cat, and I'd just be like, Tibble would fuck you up. My guy would fuck you up. I got a Maine Coon. That's awesome. It's huge.

I have to have told this story on here before and stop me if I have. I watched Tibble killed a rabbit in the yard and I heard it screaming. So I like went out to be like, I pulled him off the rabbit. And when I lifted it, it was funny. He was all muscle. I was holding him under his chest and he was just like, he could feel him, feel him breathe. Then I put him back in the house.

I have to have told this story on here before and stop me if I have. I watched Tibble killed a rabbit in the yard and I heard it screaming. So I like went out to be like, I pulled him off the rabbit. And when I lifted it, it was funny. He was all muscle. I was holding him under his chest and he was just like, he could feel him, feel him breathe. Then I put him back in the house.

I have to have told this story on here before and stop me if I have. I watched Tibble killed a rabbit in the yard and I heard it screaming. So I like went out to be like, I pulled him off the rabbit. And when I lifted it, it was funny. He was all muscle. I was holding him under his chest and he was just like, he could feel him, feel him breathe. Then I put him back in the house.

And as soon as I put him down, he fucking scratched me and walked away. It was crazy.

And as soon as I put him down, he fucking scratched me and walked away. It was crazy.

And as soon as I put him down, he fucking scratched me and walked away. It was crazy.

For real. I'll do that revenge thing.

For real. I'll do that revenge thing.

For real. I'll do that revenge thing.

She's asleep. Come on down right now. Want to see pictures? Yeah, no. When I found out about soaking, I was like, oh, that's... That's my speed. It's so crazy that they allow them to do that.

She's asleep. Come on down right now. Want to see pictures? Yeah, no. When I found out about soaking, I was like, oh, that's... That's my speed. It's so crazy that they allow them to do that.

She's asleep. Come on down right now. Want to see pictures? Yeah, no. When I found out about soaking, I was like, oh, that's... That's my speed. It's so crazy that they allow them to do that.

I was in New York yesterday and there was a white family speaking a language. I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the language is. Yeah. No idea. Really? Probably Estonians. Icelandic or some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy. Viking. Yeah.

I was in New York yesterday and there was a white family speaking a language. I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the language is. Yeah. No idea. Really? Probably Estonians. Icelandic or some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy. Viking. Yeah.

I was in New York yesterday and there was a white family speaking a language. I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the language is. Yeah. No idea. Really? Probably Estonians. Icelandic or some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy. Viking. Yeah.