Ari Shaffir

The Ayatollah was into it.

He was like, I have a religious decree, dude. Trans is fucking sick.

He was like, I have a religious decree, dude. Trans is fucking sick.

He was like, I have a religious decree, dude. Trans is fucking sick.

I thought you guys better than that. He owes me more money. He owes me money for what?

I thought you guys better than that. He owes me more money. He owes me money for what?

I thought you guys better than that. He owes me more money. He owes me money for what?

That debt is owed. Oh, I definitely paid him the debt back. I flew him back from the game. He brought confetti onto the fucking flight.

That debt is owed. Oh, I definitely paid him the debt back. I flew him back from the game. He brought confetti onto the fucking flight.

That debt is owed. Oh, I definitely paid him the debt back. I flew him back from the game. He brought confetti onto the fucking flight.

You really are a Jew.

You really are a Jew.

You really are a Jew.

That wasn't even funny enough for that.

That wasn't even funny enough for that.

That wasn't even funny enough for that.

100%.

100%.

100%.

Man. Commerce. That's a better idea than being good at poker. Yeah. Right.