Ari Shaffir

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20,026 appearances 37 recordings 15 series first heard Dec 2023 last heard 17 Aug

Ari Shaffir’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 18 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 6.

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What flavor? voice-verified

It better have been the red. voice-verified

No way, ranch. voice-verified

You're doing. voice-verified

Red or purple. voice-verified

It works. voice-verified

I eat ranch and all that shit. voice-verified

Red's where it's at. voice-verified

Here's the deal. voice-verified

You might like ranch better, but if you're at a party and you gotta pour one into a big thing for everybody- voice-verified

The odds of somebody not liking ranch are high. voice-verified

Everyone's gonna like a red. voice-verified

I'm sorry. voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

A beamer for the black listeners. voice-verified

That's a BMW. voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

Do that again. voice-verified

I was in Great Barrier Reef, and somebody's wedding ring came off. voice-verified

My dive partner's wedding ring came off. voice-verified

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