Ari Shaffir
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The only time I would advise taking Vicodin is if you have, like, two beers and really want a good night.
Those go so well with liquor.
I don't know what Opsi does.
Sometimes you see people dying and you're like, what a loser way to die.
You can't ever tell anybody there was no victimhood.
I feel like all these middle school girls would try it before they had access to stuff.
When they just wanted to be drama queens.
Like, I took a whole bottle of aspirin.
But your call for attention is there.
Like, let me tell you how to actually do it.