Ari Shaffir

Stuff's terrible. Stuff's terrible.

Oh, yeah. Right. Even that part. That's stressful. But it's like. And it's like, I just woke up, so I look at my phone right away. Yeah. I'm sending the dumbest replies ever. I don't know, you know how like when you wake up and you, I don't know, I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say. No, I get it, I get it.

Oh, yeah. Right. Even that part. That's stressful. But it's like. And it's like, I just woke up, so I look at my phone right away. Yeah. I'm sending the dumbest replies ever. I don't know, you know how like when you wake up and you, I don't know, I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say. No, I get it, I get it.

Oh, yeah. Right. Even that part. That's stressful. But it's like. And it's like, I just woke up, so I look at my phone right away. Yeah. I'm sending the dumbest replies ever. I don't know, you know how like when you wake up and you, I don't know, I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say. No, I get it, I get it.

I got all my buddies are in town. All the Philly trash is here. Oh, jeez. Tonight's going to get nuts. Tonight is going to get nuts, and I was really hoping to avoid that. Yeah.

I got all my buddies are in town. All the Philly trash is here. Oh, jeez. Tonight's going to get nuts. Tonight is going to get nuts, and I was really hoping to avoid that. Yeah.

I got all my buddies are in town. All the Philly trash is here. Oh, jeez. Tonight's going to get nuts. Tonight is going to get nuts, and I was really hoping to avoid that. Yeah.

We'll do the show. We're doing a show.

We'll do the show. We're doing a show.

We'll do the show. We're doing a show.

We're gonna be at the fucking bar. It's gonna be a nightmare. It's gonna be a disaster.

We're gonna be at the fucking bar. It's gonna be a nightmare. It's gonna be a disaster.

We're gonna be at the fucking bar. It's gonna be a nightmare. It's gonna be a disaster.

Oh, if you say so.

Oh, if you say so.

Oh, if you say so.

All right, so last week, I was like, all right, I got to take a week off. Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Day three, I'm sitting in a hot house going. The only place I can go right now is a bar. Actually, I went right. Kelly's? Yeah, they gave me this shirt. They gave me this on Thursday. There you go. Brian, watch Kelly's shirt.

All right, so last week, I was like, all right, I got to take a week off. Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Day three, I'm sitting in a hot house going. The only place I can go right now is a bar. Actually, I went right. Kelly's? Yeah, they gave me this shirt. They gave me this on Thursday. There you go. Brian, watch Kelly's shirt.

All right, so last week, I was like, all right, I got to take a week off. Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Day three, I'm sitting in a hot house going. The only place I can go right now is a bar. Actually, I went right. Kelly's? Yeah, they gave me this shirt. They gave me this on Thursday. There you go. Brian, watch Kelly's shirt.

Kelly's Irish Pub?