Ari Shaffir

Or a girlfriend. Or a girlfriend gets mad at you.

Or a girlfriend. Or a girlfriend gets mad at you.

That was a tiny dick. That tiny dick move is to become great.

That was a tiny dick. That tiny dick move is to become great.

That was a tiny dick. That tiny dick move is to become great.

To beat up women.

To beat up women.

To beat up women.

Medium. Don't go crazy. You can't go crazy. He'll dominate your house.

Medium. Don't go crazy. You can't go crazy. He'll dominate your house.

Medium. Don't go crazy. You can't go crazy. He'll dominate your house.

He was like, let's do it. He was locked on. I was like, don't get away. The school shooters do have giant dick builds, though. Yeah, skinny. You know what I mean? They're all tall, skinny, weird guys. Alien bodies.

He was like, let's do it. He was locked on. I was like, don't get away. The school shooters do have giant dick builds, though. Yeah, skinny. You know what I mean? They're all tall, skinny, weird guys. Alien bodies.

He was like, let's do it. He was locked on. I was like, don't get away. The school shooters do have giant dick builds, though. Yeah, skinny. You know what I mean? They're all tall, skinny, weird guys. Alien bodies.

It is funny. It's very funny when you see one of your buddies has a huge dick. It's weird. It changes the dynamic. And people with huge dicks don't like talking about it. Yeah, that's true. You ever make fun of a guy for having a big dick? Big dick embarrassment. That's weird. That's crazy. Like you with your shoulders.

It is funny. It's very funny when you see one of your buddies has a huge dick. It's weird. It changes the dynamic. And people with huge dicks don't like talking about it. Yeah, that's true. You ever make fun of a guy for having a big dick? Big dick embarrassment. That's weird. That's crazy. Like you with your shoulders.

It is funny. It's very funny when you see one of your buddies has a huge dick. It's weird. It changes the dynamic. And people with huge dicks don't like talking about it. Yeah, that's true. You ever make fun of a guy for having a big dick? Big dick embarrassment. That's weird. That's crazy. Like you with your shoulders.

Come on. And drums. He fucking checks out. And drums. Piano checks out. He plays drums.

Come on. And drums. He fucking checks out. And drums. Piano checks out. He plays drums.

Come on. And drums. He fucking checks out. And drums. Piano checks out. He plays drums.