Ari Shaffir
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Podcast Appearances
These dainty, dainty men.
All right, you need a drink.
Dude, all over Latin America, anytime I got recognized, they'd be like, when are we going to get into the projector parks?
I'm like, I'm not really in the area right now.
As soon as I'm out of Uruguay, I'll let them know.
It is fun, though, when somebody, like, last week, somebody was like, when's the next Protect Our Parks?
I was like, April 30th.
Wait, you can't just make a public post on your boss trying to fuck you anymore?
And then Trevor Bauer, like, oh, he found out it's fake.
Can I get my job back?
They're like, nah.
Trevor Bauer is a Cy Young.