Ari Shaffir

You shirtless doing that?

Jamie, can you bring up Michigan taking the field against Ohio State? I think Joe's actually going to like him, and I think he's going to respect football when he sees it. Let's go. Joe does not respect football. Let's go. I do respect football. That's not true at all.

Jamie, can you bring up Michigan taking the field against Ohio State? I think Joe's actually going to like him, and I think he's going to respect football when he sees it. Let's go. Joe does not respect football. Let's go. I do respect football. That's not true at all.

Jamie, can you bring up Michigan taking the field against Ohio State? I think Joe's actually going to like him, and I think he's going to respect football when he sees it. Let's go. Joe does not respect football. Let's go. I do respect football. That's not true at all.

I got touched. I got touched. J-Mel, I know what you're going to do because I know you're a nasty little fuck. I know what you're going to do. Oh, you knew. It's Smith!

I got touched. I got touched. J-Mel, I know what you're going to do because I know you're a nasty little fuck. I know what you're going to do. Oh, you knew. It's Smith!

I got touched. I got touched. J-Mel, I know what you're going to do because I know you're a nasty little fuck. I know what you're going to do. Oh, you knew. It's Smith!

I knew he was gonna do it, dude.

I knew he was gonna do it, dude.

I knew he was gonna do it, dude.

He had that geared up. I knew he was going to do that. It looks like a movie.

He had that geared up. I knew he was going to do that. It looks like a movie.

He had that geared up. I knew he was going to do that. It looks like a movie.

I live there. Konchi, baby.

I live there. Konchi, baby.

I live there. Konchi, baby.

No, no, no. Keep it going. A couple of true ones. Hold on. Let me read it.

No, no, no. Keep it going. A couple of true ones. Hold on. Let me read it.

No, no, no. Keep it going. A couple of true ones. Hold on. Let me read it.

I pledged a million dollars to Notre Dame's NIL. I haven't done one single thing.