Ari Shaffir

I pledged a million dollars to Notre Dame's NIL. I haven't done one single thing.

I pledged a million dollars to Notre Dame's NIL. I haven't done one single thing.

In your apartment? No, I was at the fucking championship game watching Ohio State win, and I was going, Notre Dame needs a D-tackle. I'm going to give them a million bucks. For real? Yeah. And then they were like, hey, you want to give us that million bucks? I was like, no. I pledged. Is that legally binding? It was a pledge. J-Mo.

In your apartment? No, I was at the fucking championship game watching Ohio State win, and I was going, Notre Dame needs a D-tackle. I'm going to give them a million bucks. For real? Yeah. And then they were like, hey, you want to give us that million bucks? I was like, no. I pledged. Is that legally binding? It was a pledge. J-Mo.

In your apartment? No, I was at the fucking championship game watching Ohio State win, and I was going, Notre Dame needs a D-tackle. I'm going to give them a million bucks. For real? Yeah. And then they were like, hey, you want to give us that million bucks? I was like, no. I pledged. Is that legally binding? It was a pledge. J-Mo.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even go there.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even go there.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even go there.

Oh, that's for a year. Notre Dame's Pat Coogan. What? He transferred to Indiana. He was from Notre Dame.

Oh, that's for a year. Notre Dame's Pat Coogan. What? He transferred to Indiana. He was from Notre Dame.

Oh, that's for a year. Notre Dame's Pat Coogan. What? He transferred to Indiana. He was from Notre Dame.

Because now they're letting them pay players, so now it's just the fucking Wild West.

Because now they're letting them pay players, so now it's just the fucking Wild West.

Because now they're letting them pay players, so now it's just the fucking Wild West.

Bro, they're all going to be an issue.

Bro, they're all going to be an issue.

Bro, they're all going to be an issue.

Oh, yeah. No, it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they AI'd what he was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched it, and I was like, no fucking way. What did he say? Damn it. It was actually really funny. It was, like, something about gay people. I forget. Oh, no, no, no. But it was, like, really funny, and it seemed like something he might say. Yeah. He's so funny.

Oh, yeah. No, it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they AI'd what he was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched it, and I was like, no fucking way. What did he say? Damn it. It was actually really funny. It was, like, something about gay people. I forget. Oh, no, no, no. But it was, like, really funny, and it seemed like something he might say. Yeah. He's so funny.

Oh, yeah. No, it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they AI'd what he was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched it, and I was like, no fucking way. What did he say? Damn it. It was actually really funny. It was, like, something about gay people. I forget. Oh, no, no, no. But it was, like, really funny, and it seemed like something he might say. Yeah. He's so funny.