Ari Shaffir

When they're close enough, you're like, nice, well played. Fuck, it was close. But it took me, like...

When they're close enough, you're like, nice, well played. Fuck, it was close. But it took me, like...

When they're close enough, you're like, nice, well played. Fuck, it was close. But it took me, like...

We were like, what is it? He's like, a horse walks into the bar, and the bartender goes, why the long face? And my family and I erupted laughing for like 20 minutes. No, but it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, it stuck with me my whole life. And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't going to be good. Ah.

We were like, what is it? He's like, a horse walks into the bar, and the bartender goes, why the long face? And my family and I erupted laughing for like 20 minutes. No, but it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, it stuck with me my whole life. And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't going to be good. Ah.

We were like, what is it? He's like, a horse walks into the bar, and the bartender goes, why the long face? And my family and I erupted laughing for like 20 minutes. No, but it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, it stuck with me my whole life. And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't going to be good. Ah.

I know, I know. That's what it reminded me of.

I know, I know. That's what it reminded me of.

I know, I know. That's what it reminded me of.

Oh, hell yeah. Untouched. For generations. No one touches it, but they do have nachos and melted cheese. You go up there, you go, I'm going to go to the salad bar. That's a central PA salad. Come back with melted cheese.

Oh, hell yeah. Untouched. For generations. No one touches it, but they do have nachos and melted cheese. You go up there, you go, I'm going to go to the salad bar. That's a central PA salad. Come back with melted cheese.

Oh, hell yeah. Untouched. For generations. No one touches it, but they do have nachos and melted cheese. You go up there, you go, I'm going to go to the salad bar. That's a central PA salad. Come back with melted cheese.

Look at tall Biden.

Look at tall Biden.

Look at tall Biden.

Him and Big Jay. Yeah. Wow.

Him and Big Jay. Yeah. Wow.

Him and Big Jay. Yeah. Wow.

And you're like a shitty young comic. And they will pay you.

And you're like a shitty young comic. And they will pay you.