Ari Shaffir

Kid Cudi said... Bieber? Kid Cudi said... Puff Daddy. Burned his car. Broke into his house before Christmas and opened all the gifts for his kids. No. Really? That's like the Grinch. He called him when he was in his house. Hey, buddy, I'm in your house. Just wanted to let you know I'm in your house right now. He opened all the presents under the tree. Holy shit. That's insane.

Kid Cudi said... Bieber? Kid Cudi said... Puff Daddy. Burned his car. Broke into his house before Christmas and opened all the gifts for his kids. No. Really? That's like the Grinch. He called him when he was in his house. Hey, buddy, I'm in your house. Just wanted to let you know I'm in your house right now. He opened all the presents under the tree. Holy shit. That's insane.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's hilarious.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's hilarious.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's hilarious.

That's a fucking Ari trick.

That's a fucking Ari trick.

That's a fucking Ari trick.

Oh, Jesus. Santa, too, you would if you could. You would. If the Jews got there, you're going to burn your beak. Jamie, delete the anti-semitism. No, keep it. It's allowed.

Oh, Jesus. Santa, too, you would if you could. You would. If the Jews got there, you're going to burn your beak. Jamie, delete the anti-semitism. No, keep it. It's allowed.

Oh, Jesus. Santa, too, you would if you could. You would. If the Jews got there, you're going to burn your beak. Jamie, delete the anti-semitism. No, keep it. It's allowed.

Jamie, I'm not trying to add work. I swear, brother.

Jamie, I'm not trying to add work. I swear, brother.

Jamie, I'm not trying to add work. I swear, brother.

I guess so. I respect him. J-Mo, bong a beer, brother. We'd love to have you. Are you sober, too, like Gay Rogue? You have been losing weight. You look good. You look fucking fit. Velvet. Jamie, bong one beer. Bong one beer. He's actually, secretly, he's the best guy at bonging beers.

I guess so. I respect him. J-Mo, bong a beer, brother. We'd love to have you. Are you sober, too, like Gay Rogue? You have been losing weight. You look good. You look fucking fit. Velvet. Jamie, bong one beer. Bong one beer. He's actually, secretly, he's the best guy at bonging beers.

I guess so. I respect him. J-Mo, bong a beer, brother. We'd love to have you. Are you sober, too, like Gay Rogue? You have been losing weight. You look good. You look fucking fit. Velvet. Jamie, bong one beer. Bong one beer. He's actually, secretly, he's the best guy at bonging beers.

No. I guess I gotta. Polka shit rocks. Go out to Western PA.

No. I guess I gotta. Polka shit rocks. Go out to Western PA.

No. I guess I gotta. Polka shit rocks. Go out to Western PA.