Ari Shaffir

He had that geared up. I knew he was going to do that. It looks like a movie.

I live there. Konchi, baby.

I live there. Konchi, baby.

I live there. Konchi, baby.

No, no, no. Keep it going. A couple of true ones. Hold on. Let me read it.

No, no, no. Keep it going. A couple of true ones. Hold on. Let me read it.

No, no, no. Keep it going. A couple of true ones. Hold on. Let me read it.

I pledged a million dollars to Notre Dame's NIL. I haven't done one single thing.

I pledged a million dollars to Notre Dame's NIL. I haven't done one single thing.

I pledged a million dollars to Notre Dame's NIL. I haven't done one single thing.

In your apartment? No, I was at the fucking championship game watching Ohio State win, and I was going, Notre Dame needs a D-tackle. I'm going to give them a million bucks. For real? Yeah. And then they were like, hey, you want to give us that million bucks? I was like, no. I pledged. Is that legally binding? It was a pledge. J-Mo.

In your apartment? No, I was at the fucking championship game watching Ohio State win, and I was going, Notre Dame needs a D-tackle. I'm going to give them a million bucks. For real? Yeah. And then they were like, hey, you want to give us that million bucks? I was like, no. I pledged. Is that legally binding? It was a pledge. J-Mo.

In your apartment? No, I was at the fucking championship game watching Ohio State win, and I was going, Notre Dame needs a D-tackle. I'm going to give them a million bucks. For real? Yeah. And then they were like, hey, you want to give us that million bucks? I was like, no. I pledged. Is that legally binding? It was a pledge. J-Mo.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even go there.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even go there.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even go there.

Oh, that's for a year. Notre Dame's Pat Coogan. What? He transferred to Indiana. He was from Notre Dame.

Oh, that's for a year. Notre Dame's Pat Coogan. What? He transferred to Indiana. He was from Notre Dame.

Oh, that's for a year. Notre Dame's Pat Coogan. What? He transferred to Indiana. He was from Notre Dame.

Because now they're letting them pay players, so now it's just the fucking Wild West.