Ari Shaffir

Because now they're letting them pay players, so now it's just the fucking Wild West.

Because now they're letting them pay players, so now it's just the fucking Wild West.

Bro, they're all going to be an issue.

Bro, they're all going to be an issue.

Bro, they're all going to be an issue.

Oh, yeah. No, it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they AI'd what he was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched it, and I was like, no fucking way. What did he say? Damn it. It was actually really funny. It was, like, something about gay people. I forget. Oh, no, no, no. But it was, like, really funny, and it seemed like something he might say. Yeah. He's so funny.

Oh, yeah. No, it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they AI'd what he was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched it, and I was like, no fucking way. What did he say? Damn it. It was actually really funny. It was, like, something about gay people. I forget. Oh, no, no, no. But it was, like, really funny, and it seemed like something he might say. Yeah. He's so funny.

Oh, yeah. No, it was a video of Trump giving a speech, but they AI'd what he was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched it, and I was like, no fucking way. What did he say? Damn it. It was actually really funny. It was, like, something about gay people. I forget. Oh, no, no, no. But it was, like, really funny, and it seemed like something he might say. Yeah. He's so funny.

When they're close enough, you're like, nice, well played. Fuck, it was close. But it took me, like...

When they're close enough, you're like, nice, well played. Fuck, it was close. But it took me, like...

When they're close enough, you're like, nice, well played. Fuck, it was close. But it took me, like...

We were like, what is it? He's like, a horse walks into the bar, and the bartender goes, why the long face? And my family and I erupted laughing for like 20 minutes. No, but it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, it stuck with me my whole life. And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't going to be good. Ah.

We were like, what is it? He's like, a horse walks into the bar, and the bartender goes, why the long face? And my family and I erupted laughing for like 20 minutes. No, but it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, it stuck with me my whole life. And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't going to be good. Ah.

We were like, what is it? He's like, a horse walks into the bar, and the bartender goes, why the long face? And my family and I erupted laughing for like 20 minutes. No, but it became like we can't stop laughing about how good that waiter was. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, it stuck with me my whole life. And I knew when I started telling that story it wasn't going to be good. Ah.

I know, I know. That's what it reminded me of.

I know, I know. That's what it reminded me of.

I know, I know. That's what it reminded me of.

Oh, hell yeah. Untouched. For generations. No one touches it, but they do have nachos and melted cheese. You go up there, you go, I'm going to go to the salad bar. That's a central PA salad. Come back with melted cheese.

Oh, hell yeah. Untouched. For generations. No one touches it, but they do have nachos and melted cheese. You go up there, you go, I'm going to go to the salad bar. That's a central PA salad. Come back with melted cheese.

Oh, hell yeah. Untouched. For generations. No one touches it, but they do have nachos and melted cheese. You go up there, you go, I'm going to go to the salad bar. That's a central PA salad. Come back with melted cheese.