Ari Shaffir
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I feel like in America, we have the opposite.
And I feel like they try to, like, make the train slower on purpose.
You know, like, the conductors, they take smoke breaks at stations they like.
I'm getting 420 voice.
Smoke breaks are too long.
I'm going to go to the snack cart.
I'll be right back.
Adam, what do you do for a living?
Right now, well, I used to do financial consulting, but... No way.
No, no, I actually started the open mic website in New York called Comedic.
I have stickers for you guys if you'd like.
Hey, speak for yourself.
I'm trying to build a career.
Wait, what do I... I got something on.
Yeah, I mean, I do stand up all over New York.
I have a weekly show in Brooklyn.
I started the open mic website.
Yeah, I'm about to have my 69th body party.