Ari Shaffir

All right, lady.

Whoa.

Fuck.

Wow.

You can keep it if you want it.

And you're so correct.

I would have caught that.

You're correct.

Curiously. There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually... Not work out. You look ripped. No, no, no. You're allowed to work out.

Curiously. There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually... Not work out. You look ripped. No, no, no. You're allowed to work out.

Curiously. There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually... Not work out. You look ripped. No, no, no. You're allowed to work out.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

Oh, yeah. That's what I said to my trainer. He's like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Big.

Oh, yeah. That's what I said to my trainer. He's like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Big.

Oh, yeah. That's what I said to my trainer. He's like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Big.

You're not like a fat guy. So absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.

You're not like a fat guy. So absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.

You're not like a fat guy. So absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.