Ariana

It's hard. Better bagels in New Jersey.

New York City bagels are better, but upstate bagels don't really exist.

New York City bagels are better, but upstate bagels don't really exist.

New York City bagels are better, but upstate bagels don't really exist.

I live about 25 minutes south of Saratoga Springs, if you've ever been.

I live about 25 minutes south of Saratoga Springs, if you've ever been.

I live about 25 minutes south of Saratoga Springs, if you've ever been.

Actually, the Gilded Age is filmed near me.

Actually, the Gilded Age is filmed near me.

Actually, the Gilded Age is filmed near me.

Oh, fun.

Oh, fun.

Oh, fun.

Yes. So I should start by saying I am like a type A kind of mom. My friends are always like, why do you go so hard? You're making us look bad. So I always have made my kids birthday invitations. I have two daughters, eight and five. And I'll put a silly little photo of them with some graphic. So last year was my daughter's eighth birthday.

Yes. So I should start by saying I am like a type A kind of mom. My friends are always like, why do you go so hard? You're making us look bad. So I always have made my kids birthday invitations. I have two daughters, eight and five. And I'll put a silly little photo of them with some graphic. So last year was my daughter's eighth birthday.

Yes. So I should start by saying I am like a type A kind of mom. My friends are always like, why do you go so hard? You're making us look bad. So I always have made my kids birthday invitations. I have two daughters, eight and five. And I'll put a silly little photo of them with some graphic. So last year was my daughter's eighth birthday.

And eight, I'm sure you know, Dax, they're starting to get a little sassy and have their own personality. And she wanted her party at the bowling alley. We're big kids now. No parents to hang out by us. So I made the invitation. And I'm also a little, at this point, exhausted from RSVP etiquette not existing anymore. Oh.

And eight, I'm sure you know, Dax, they're starting to get a little sassy and have their own personality. And she wanted her party at the bowling alley. We're big kids now. No parents to hang out by us. So I made the invitation. And I'm also a little, at this point, exhausted from RSVP etiquette not existing anymore. Oh.

And eight, I'm sure you know, Dax, they're starting to get a little sassy and have their own personality. And she wanted her party at the bowling alley. We're big kids now. No parents to hang out by us. So I made the invitation. And I'm also a little, at this point, exhausted from RSVP etiquette not existing anymore. Oh.

No one wants to chase down the parents in the classroom that you don't actually know. Like, are you coming or are you not? So I decided to do an Evite, which I've never used Evite before this time, but I had received them. So I sign up for Evite. I upload the invitation that I made. And I'm also weird about importing contacts. I have old bosses in my phone, like people I don't want to text.