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Ariana

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306 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

No one wants to chase down the parents in the classroom that you don't actually know. Like, are you coming or are you not? So I decided to do an Evite, which I've never used Evite before this time, but I had received them. So I sign up for Evite. I upload the invitation that I made. And I'm also weird about importing contacts. I have old bosses in my phone, like people I don't want to text.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

No one wants to chase down the parents in the classroom that you don't actually know. Like, are you coming or are you not? So I decided to do an Evite, which I've never used Evite before this time, but I had received them. So I sign up for Evite. I upload the invitation that I made. And I'm also weird about importing contacts. I have old bosses in my phone, like people I don't want to text.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

So here I am manually uploading each number. And I put them in. I send the invite out. I start getting some RSVPs. I'm like, OK, that went great. The next day, I at the time was working in corporate radio. My life, though, because I was corporate, was all day on camera in meetings. Can't pick up my phone. And I see someone's calling me a number I don't know. So definitely not picking up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

So here I am manually uploading each number. And I put them in. I send the invite out. I start getting some RSVPs. I'm like, OK, that went great. The next day, I at the time was working in corporate radio. My life, though, because I was corporate, was all day on camera in meetings. Can't pick up my phone. And I see someone's calling me a number I don't know. So definitely not picking up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

So here I am manually uploading each number. And I put them in. I send the invite out. I start getting some RSVPs. I'm like, OK, that went great. The next day, I at the time was working in corporate radio. My life, though, because I was corporate, was all day on camera in meetings. Can't pick up my phone. And I see someone's calling me a number I don't know. So definitely not picking up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

I ignore it. Then they call again. I ignore it. I'm in a meeting at the time. So I've ignored two calls. I see they left a voicemail. Then I see I get a text, the same number. And I can't look at my phone, but I can glance. And all I see is officer da-da-da. Oh, so at this point, I tell the people in my meeting, I'm so sorry. I just have to pick this up quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

I ignore it. Then they call again. I ignore it. I'm in a meeting at the time. So I've ignored two calls. I see they left a voicemail. Then I see I get a text, the same number. And I can't look at my phone, but I can glance. And all I see is officer da-da-da. Oh, so at this point, I tell the people in my meeting, I'm so sorry. I just have to pick this up quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

I ignore it. Then they call again. I ignore it. I'm in a meeting at the time. So I've ignored two calls. I see they left a voicemail. Then I see I get a text, the same number. And I can't look at my phone, but I can glance. And all I see is officer da-da-da. Oh, so at this point, I tell the people in my meeting, I'm so sorry. I just have to pick this up quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Some officer keeps calling me, but I made the mistake of just muting my sound and not my camera. Oh, I pick up and he says, this is parole officer such and such. I'm calling because I need you to confirm that you intended to send an invitation to one of my parolees.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Some officer keeps calling me, but I made the mistake of just muting my sound and not my camera. Oh, I pick up and he says, this is parole officer such and such. I'm calling because I need you to confirm that you intended to send an invitation to one of my parolees.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Some officer keeps calling me, but I made the mistake of just muting my sound and not my camera. Oh, I pick up and he says, this is parole officer such and such. I'm calling because I need you to confirm that you intended to send an invitation to one of my parolees.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

That's where my head went first, like one of the moms or dads.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

That's where my head went first, like one of the moms or dads.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

That's where my head went first, like one of the moms or dads.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Yeah, what'd they do? So I'm still on camera, but I turn to go to my other screen, and I pop open Evite, and I ask him for the number he thinks I texted. And then I see it. I put a six instead of a seven on the end. So then I ask, who did I text? Are they coming to my party? And the officer tells me that I texted one of the most violent, vicious child sex offenders. Oh my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Yeah, what'd they do? So I'm still on camera, but I turn to go to my other screen, and I pop open Evite, and I ask him for the number he thinks I texted. And then I see it. I put a six instead of a seven on the end. So then I ask, who did I text? Are they coming to my party? And the officer tells me that I texted one of the most violent, vicious child sex offenders. Oh my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Yeah, what'd they do? So I'm still on camera, but I turn to go to my other screen, and I pop open Evite, and I ask him for the number he thinks I texted. And then I see it. I put a six instead of a seven on the end. So then I ask, who did I text? Are they coming to my party? And the officer tells me that I texted one of the most violent, vicious child sex offenders. Oh my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

He hit the jackpot.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

He hit the jackpot.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

He hit the jackpot.