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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Yes. So I should start by saying I am like a type A kind of mom. My friends are always like, why do you go so hard? You're making us look bad. So I always have made my kids birthday invitations. I have two daughters, eight and five. And I'll put a silly little photo of them with some graphic. So last year was my daughter's eighth birthday.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Yes. So I should start by saying I am like a type A kind of mom. My friends are always like, why do you go so hard? You're making us look bad. So I always have made my kids birthday invitations. I have two daughters, eight and five. And I'll put a silly little photo of them with some graphic. So last year was my daughter's eighth birthday.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

And eight, I'm sure you know, Dax, they're starting to get a little sassy and have their own personality. And she wanted her party at the bowling alley. We're big kids now. No parents to hang out by us. So I made the invitation. And I'm also a little, at this point, exhausted from RSVP etiquette not existing anymore. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

And eight, I'm sure you know, Dax, they're starting to get a little sassy and have their own personality. And she wanted her party at the bowling alley. We're big kids now. No parents to hang out by us. So I made the invitation. And I'm also a little, at this point, exhausted from RSVP etiquette not existing anymore. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

And eight, I'm sure you know, Dax, they're starting to get a little sassy and have their own personality. And she wanted her party at the bowling alley. We're big kids now. No parents to hang out by us. So I made the invitation. And I'm also a little, at this point, exhausted from RSVP etiquette not existing anymore. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

No one wants to chase down the parents in the classroom that you don't actually know. Like, are you coming or are you not? So I decided to do an Evite, which I've never used Evite before this time, but I had received them. So I sign up for Evite. I upload the invitation that I made. And I'm also weird about importing contacts. I have old bosses in my phone, like people I don't want to text.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

No one wants to chase down the parents in the classroom that you don't actually know. Like, are you coming or are you not? So I decided to do an Evite, which I've never used Evite before this time, but I had received them. So I sign up for Evite. I upload the invitation that I made. And I'm also weird about importing contacts. I have old bosses in my phone, like people I don't want to text.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

No one wants to chase down the parents in the classroom that you don't actually know. Like, are you coming or are you not? So I decided to do an Evite, which I've never used Evite before this time, but I had received them. So I sign up for Evite. I upload the invitation that I made. And I'm also weird about importing contacts. I have old bosses in my phone, like people I don't want to text.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

So here I am manually uploading each number. And I put them in. I send the invite out. I start getting some RSVPs. I'm like, OK, that went great. The next day, I at the time was working in corporate radio. My life, though, because I was corporate, was all day on camera in meetings. Can't pick up my phone. And I see someone's calling me a number I don't know. So definitely not picking up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

So here I am manually uploading each number. And I put them in. I send the invite out. I start getting some RSVPs. I'm like, OK, that went great. The next day, I at the time was working in corporate radio. My life, though, because I was corporate, was all day on camera in meetings. Can't pick up my phone. And I see someone's calling me a number I don't know. So definitely not picking up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

So here I am manually uploading each number. And I put them in. I send the invite out. I start getting some RSVPs. I'm like, OK, that went great. The next day, I at the time was working in corporate radio. My life, though, because I was corporate, was all day on camera in meetings. Can't pick up my phone. And I see someone's calling me a number I don't know. So definitely not picking up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

I ignore it. Then they call again. I ignore it. I'm in a meeting at the time. So I've ignored two calls. I see they left a voicemail. Then I see I get a text, the same number. And I can't look at my phone, but I can glance. And all I see is officer da-da-da. Oh, so at this point, I tell the people in my meeting, I'm so sorry. I just have to pick this up quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

I ignore it. Then they call again. I ignore it. I'm in a meeting at the time. So I've ignored two calls. I see they left a voicemail. Then I see I get a text, the same number. And I can't look at my phone, but I can glance. And all I see is officer da-da-da. Oh, so at this point, I tell the people in my meeting, I'm so sorry. I just have to pick this up quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

I ignore it. Then they call again. I ignore it. I'm in a meeting at the time. So I've ignored two calls. I see they left a voicemail. Then I see I get a text, the same number. And I can't look at my phone, but I can glance. And all I see is officer da-da-da. Oh, so at this point, I tell the people in my meeting, I'm so sorry. I just have to pick this up quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Some officer keeps calling me, but I made the mistake of just muting my sound and not my camera. Oh, I pick up and he says, this is parole officer such and such. I'm calling because I need you to confirm that you intended to send an invitation to one of my parolees.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Some officer keeps calling me, but I made the mistake of just muting my sound and not my camera. Oh, I pick up and he says, this is parole officer such and such. I'm calling because I need you to confirm that you intended to send an invitation to one of my parolees.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

Some officer keeps calling me, but I made the mistake of just muting my sound and not my camera. Oh, I pick up and he says, this is parole officer such and such. I'm calling because I need you to confirm that you intended to send an invitation to one of my parolees.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

That's where my head went first, like one of the moms or dads.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

That's where my head went first, like one of the moms or dads.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Children's Party

That's where my head went first, like one of the moms or dads.