Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ruth, look at my beautiful wife here. Last time I saw lips like that, it had a hook through it. I mean, I said, oh my God. Oh my God. Did he just say this about his wife? And she just casually looked over to Maria and she says, oh, I hear this shit every day. I said, Jesus. I mean, it was like the beating, it was like unbelievable. He said, look at Schwarzenegger.

Ruth, look at my beautiful wife here. Last time I saw lips like that, it had a hook through it. I mean, I said, oh my God. Oh my God. Did he just say this about his wife? And she just casually looked over to Maria and she says, oh, I hear this shit every day. I said, Jesus. I mean, it was like the beating, it was like unbelievable. He said, look at Schwarzenegger.

Ruth, look at my beautiful wife here. Last time I saw lips like that, it had a hook through it. I mean, I said, oh my God. Oh my God. Did he just say this about his wife? And she just casually looked over to Maria and she says, oh, I hear this shit every day. I said, Jesus. I mean, it was like the beating, it was like unbelievable. He said, look at Schwarzenegger.

He has bigger tits than his girlfriend. Yeah. And all this kind of stuff. It was like relentless, this stuff, right? And so anyway, so Milton and I became very good friends. And he says, you know something, let me tell you something. He says, you're a great actor. He says, but I want to teach you about comedy. And because... As you grow in your profession, you will be asked to speak.

He has bigger tits than his girlfriend. Yeah. And all this kind of stuff. It was like relentless, this stuff, right? And so anyway, so Milton and I became very good friends. And he says, you know something, let me tell you something. He says, you're a great actor. He says, but I want to teach you about comedy. And because... As you grow in your profession, you will be asked to speak.

He has bigger tits than his girlfriend. Yeah. And all this kind of stuff. It was like relentless, this stuff, right? And so anyway, so Milton and I became very good friends. And he says, you know something, let me tell you something. He says, you're a great actor. He says, but I want to teach you about comedy. And because... As you grow in your profession, you will be asked to speak.

And there's no speech without starting out with a joke. You got to be ready for it no matter what the occasion is. And so he was kind of like teaching me all of this stuff. And I said, I didn't quite... get it yet, what he was talking about.

And there's no speech without starting out with a joke. You got to be ready for it no matter what the occasion is. And so he was kind of like teaching me all of this stuff. And I said, I didn't quite... get it yet, what he was talking about.

And there's no speech without starting out with a joke. You got to be ready for it no matter what the occasion is. And so he was kind of like teaching me all of this stuff. And I said, I didn't quite... get it yet, what he was talking about.

But then as time went on, he was telling me, I said, look, he says, you go, he says, you ask me to go and give you something about the speech that you're doing in Vegas, you're getting an award. And he says, so here it is. And he was telling me this thing. He says, well, that was really fantastic. Thank you so much.

But then as time went on, he was telling me, I said, look, he says, you go, he says, you ask me to go and give you something about the speech that you're doing in Vegas, you're getting an award. And he says, so here it is. And he was telling me this thing. He says, well, that was really fantastic. Thank you so much.

But then as time went on, he was telling me, I said, look, he says, you go, he says, you ask me to go and give you something about the speech that you're doing in Vegas, you're getting an award. And he says, so here it is. And he was telling me this thing. He says, well, that was really fantastic. Thank you so much.

I said, you know, being a bodybuilder and having been around the movie business, you get, of course, a lot of trophies and a lot of medals and awards. But this one is without any doubt the most important. And so then he says, okay, say the joke. And then I will be going and he says, okay, and this is the most recent. He says, fucking stupid Nazi. What the fuck is the matter with you?

I said, you know, being a bodybuilder and having been around the movie business, you get, of course, a lot of trophies and a lot of medals and awards. But this one is without any doubt the most important. And so then he says, okay, say the joke. And then I will be going and he says, okay, and this is the most recent. He says, fucking stupid Nazi. What the fuck is the matter with you?

I said, you know, being a bodybuilder and having been around the movie business, you get, of course, a lot of trophies and a lot of medals and awards. But this one is without any doubt the most important. And so then he says, okay, say the joke. And then I will be going and he says, okay, and this is the most recent. He says, fucking stupid Nazi. What the fuck is the matter with you?

What did I say? Did you see my paws? I say, you have to look at it and you say, you know, I've gotten a lot of medals. But this, without any doubt, is the most recent. You have to kind of get emotional. Yeah. And give that moment. And people go, oh, isn't that nice? And then you say, recent. I said, and then you throw out the recent. I said, you don't go and say recent right away.

What did I say? Did you see my paws? I say, you have to look at it and you say, you know, I've gotten a lot of medals. But this, without any doubt, is the most recent. You have to kind of get emotional. Yeah. And give that moment. And people go, oh, isn't that nice? And then you say, recent. I said, and then you throw out the recent. I said, you don't go and say recent right away.

What did I say? Did you see my paws? I say, you have to look at it and you say, you know, I've gotten a lot of medals. But this, without any doubt, is the most recent. You have to kind of get emotional. Yeah. And give that moment. And people go, oh, isn't that nice? And then you say, recent. I said, and then you throw out the recent. I said, you don't go and say recent right away.

You have to have the timing. I said, don't be stupid now. Listen to me carefully. And so he was always kind of like screaming at everything like this. So this is how I kind of like learned from him. How to do comedy and how important it is to do the timing of that stuff. They may call you down to give a speech at some medical convention. And I said, no, I would never do that.

You have to have the timing. I said, don't be stupid now. Listen to me carefully. And so he was always kind of like screaming at everything like this. So this is how I kind of like learned from him. How to do comedy and how important it is to do the timing of that stuff. They may call you down to give a speech at some medical convention. And I said, no, I would never do that.