Arnold Schwarzenegger

You have to have the timing. I said, don't be stupid now. Listen to me carefully. And so he was always kind of like screaming at everything like this. So this is how I kind of like learned from him. How to do comedy and how important it is to do the timing of that stuff. They may call you down to give a speech at some medical convention. And I said, no, I would never do that.

He said, I know nothing about that. And he says, no, no, no, no, no, no. He says, what's wrong with just starting out and just saying? He says, hey, what a coincidence it is. I had a physical this morning. I went in there. The doctor says, okay, take off your clothes. And I said, okay, where should I put it? And he says, right there in the corner where mine is.

He said, I know nothing about that. And he says, no, no, no, no, no, no. He says, what's wrong with just starting out and just saying? He says, hey, what a coincidence it is. I had a physical this morning. I went in there. The doctor says, okay, take off your clothes. And I said, okay, where should I put it? And he says, right there in the corner where mine is.

He said, I know nothing about that. And he says, no, no, no, no, no, no. He says, what's wrong with just starting out and just saying? He says, hey, what a coincidence it is. I had a physical this morning. I went in there. The doctor says, okay, take off your clothes. And I said, okay, where should I put it? And he says, right there in the corner where mine is.

And he says, that gets people laughing. He says, now you win them over. Then he goes, you know something, it's really funny. I am getting asked all the time, all these stupid questions about, you know, how is your blood pressure, how is this, how is that? And one of them is, the other day was also, how is your stool? And I said, the doctor said, stool is fine. I have to go every morning at six.

And he says, that gets people laughing. He says, now you win them over. Then he goes, you know something, it's really funny. I am getting asked all the time, all these stupid questions about, you know, how is your blood pressure, how is this, how is that? And one of them is, the other day was also, how is your stool? And I said, the doctor said, stool is fine. I have to go every morning at six.

And he says, that gets people laughing. He says, now you win them over. Then he goes, you know something, it's really funny. I am getting asked all the time, all these stupid questions about, you know, how is your blood pressure, how is this, how is that? And one of them is, the other day was also, how is your stool? And I said, the doctor said, stool is fine. I have to go every morning at six.

He says, well, that's great. And I said, it's easy for you to say. I said, I don't wake up until seven. So he says, you see, he said, now we are talking. He said, you get people to laugh and you win them over. He says, you maybe follow up. And he says, the stupid thing is, first thing is, it's always the same thing. He did a blood sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample.

He says, well, that's great. And I said, it's easy for you to say. I said, I don't wake up until seven. So he says, you see, he said, now we are talking. He said, you get people to laugh and you win them over. He says, you maybe follow up. And he says, the stupid thing is, first thing is, it's always the same thing. He did a blood sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample.

He says, well, that's great. And I said, it's easy for you to say. I said, I don't wake up until seven. So he says, you see, he said, now we are talking. He said, you get people to laugh and you win them over. He says, you maybe follow up. And he says, the stupid thing is, first thing is, it's always the same thing. He did a blood sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample.

I just said to him, take my underwear. So he says, you see, I just gave you three jokes for the medical thing, and this is how it goes with everything. If a guy gets divorced or something like that, you just say, well, my problem started already. My wife said to me, she said, I'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car. And then he said... I said, me too.

I just said to him, take my underwear. So he says, you see, I just gave you three jokes for the medical thing, and this is how it goes with everything. If a guy gets divorced or something like that, you just say, well, my problem started already. My wife said to me, she said, I'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car. And then he said... I said, me too.

I just said to him, take my underwear. So he says, you see, I just gave you three jokes for the medical thing, and this is how it goes with everything. If a guy gets divorced or something like that, you just say, well, my problem started already. My wife said to me, she said, I'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car. And then he said... I said, me too.

He says, no, no, I want you to do the driving. You know, so shit like that. So he showed me basically kind of like for every category. If you go to a plumbers convention, here's a joke. If you go to this convention, here's a joke. If you go to do this for politicians, here's a joke. So this is what he was trying to do. He's trying to teach me

He says, no, no, I want you to do the driving. You know, so shit like that. So he showed me basically kind of like for every category. If you go to a plumbers convention, here's a joke. If you go to this convention, here's a joke. If you go to do this for politicians, here's a joke. So this is what he was trying to do. He's trying to teach me

He says, no, no, I want you to do the driving. You know, so shit like that. So he showed me basically kind of like for every category. If you go to a plumbers convention, here's a joke. If you go to this convention, here's a joke. If you go to do this for politicians, here's a joke. So this is what he was trying to do. He's trying to teach me

how to have a certain sense of humor and how to use the jokes and how important it is to do the timing and all of that stuff. And he hung out with me all the time. He, of course, was a big cigar smoker. So we smoked cigars at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills. He always would come by or I would go over to his house and smoke or he comes over to my house and smoke. Then he would come to the set.

how to have a certain sense of humor and how to use the jokes and how important it is to do the timing and all of that stuff. And he hung out with me all the time. He, of course, was a big cigar smoker. So we smoked cigars at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills. He always would come by or I would go over to his house and smoke or he comes over to my house and smoke. Then he would come to the set.

how to have a certain sense of humor and how to use the jokes and how important it is to do the timing and all of that stuff. And he hung out with me all the time. He, of course, was a big cigar smoker. So we smoked cigars at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills. He always would come by or I would go over to his house and smoke or he comes over to my house and smoke. Then he would come to the set.

I remember when I was doing like... twins or kindergarten car people come to the set as the inspector general kind of to check out if i'm doing okay with the humor otherwise he has to kick my ass you know he will come ivan reitman was directing yeah right and so then he would come to the set and he would say how is the kid doing and then i was anything okay he says okay good he says