Arnold Schwarzenegger

how to have a certain sense of humor and how to use the jokes and how important it is to do the timing and all of that stuff. And he hung out with me all the time. He, of course, was a big cigar smoker. So we smoked cigars at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills. He always would come by or I would go over to his house and smoke or he comes over to my house and smoke. Then he would come to the set.

how to have a certain sense of humor and how to use the jokes and how important it is to do the timing and all of that stuff. And he hung out with me all the time. He, of course, was a big cigar smoker. So we smoked cigars at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills. He always would come by or I would go over to his house and smoke or he comes over to my house and smoke. Then he would come to the set.

I remember when I was doing like... twins or kindergarten car people come to the set as the inspector general kind of to check out if i'm doing okay with the humor otherwise he has to kick my ass you know he will come ivan reitman was directing yeah right and so then he would come to the set and he would say how is the kid doing and then i was anything okay he says okay good he says

I remember when I was doing like... twins or kindergarten car people come to the set as the inspector general kind of to check out if i'm doing okay with the humor otherwise he has to kick my ass you know he will come ivan reitman was directing yeah right and so then he would come to the set and he would say how is the kid doing and then i was anything okay he says okay good he says

I remember when I was doing like... twins or kindergarten car people come to the set as the inspector general kind of to check out if i'm doing okay with the humor otherwise he has to kick my ass you know he will come ivan reitman was directing yeah right and so then he would come to the set and he would say how is the kid doing and then i was anything okay he says okay good he says

You know, in those days, he was smoking right there in the classroom in the movie, you know. With all the kids around. He says, okay, good. He says, okay, director said you're doing well. Keep on working. You know, and he would just, he would do this whole routine, like coming to the set to check me out to see if I can do my comedy and a comedic movie, you know. So we had a wonderful routine.

You know, in those days, he was smoking right there in the classroom in the movie, you know. With all the kids around. He says, okay, good. He says, okay, director said you're doing well. Keep on working. You know, and he would just, he would do this whole routine, like coming to the set to check me out to see if I can do my comedy and a comedic movie, you know. So we had a wonderful routine.

You know, in those days, he was smoking right there in the classroom in the movie, you know. With all the kids around. He says, okay, good. He says, okay, director said you're doing well. Keep on working. You know, and he would just, he would do this whole routine, like coming to the set to check me out to see if I can do my comedy and a comedic movie, you know. So we had a wonderful routine.

And even... You know, they wanted me to, or maybe he wrote it in his will, I don't know. But someone, they said, Melody wants you to do a eulogy. So I said, okay. So I went out there and I said to myself, a Milton Berle eulogy. Well, you're gonna assume he's gonna be funny, right? He said, maybe it was a little bit over the top. I have to admit it.

And even... You know, they wanted me to, or maybe he wrote it in his will, I don't know. But someone, they said, Melody wants you to do a eulogy. So I said, okay. So I went out there and I said to myself, a Milton Berle eulogy. Well, you're gonna assume he's gonna be funny, right? He said, maybe it was a little bit over the top. I have to admit it.

And even... You know, they wanted me to, or maybe he wrote it in his will, I don't know. But someone, they said, Melody wants you to do a eulogy. So I said, okay. So I went out there and I said to myself, a Milton Berle eulogy. Well, you're gonna assume he's gonna be funny, right? He said, maybe it was a little bit over the top. I have to admit it.

He said, son of a bitch, he said, I just, we just closed the casket. I said, took us fucking 15 minutes because he still had a big boner. You know, he was always known for his long schwanze, right? And so, you know, he was always saying, people always say I have a long schwanze. But, you know, this is all bullshit. Well, the kitchen help is jerking me off right now.

He said, son of a bitch, he said, I just, we just closed the casket. I said, took us fucking 15 minutes because he still had a big boner. You know, he was always known for his long schwanze, right? And so, you know, he was always saying, people always say I have a long schwanze. But, you know, this is all bullshit. Well, the kitchen help is jerking me off right now.

He said, son of a bitch, he said, I just, we just closed the casket. I said, took us fucking 15 minutes because he still had a big boner. You know, he was always known for his long schwanze, right? And so, you know, he was always saying, people always say I have a long schwanze. But, you know, this is all bullshit. Well, the kitchen help is jerking me off right now.

You know, and so he would always have things like that. So, of course, I did that joke. Oh, we put the casket, the top of the casket. That was really hard, I said, because he still had a boner.

You know, and so he would always have things like that. So, of course, I did that joke. Oh, we put the casket, the top of the casket. That was really hard, I said, because he still had a boner.

You know, and so he would always have things like that. So, of course, I did that joke. Oh, we put the casket, the top of the casket. That was really hard, I said, because he still had a boner.

No, because it depends what the movie is, but that can tell you one thing, that the director's the answer. I don't ever think that you can pull off a movie without a really great director. I've had shitty directors, then the movie came out shitty and they went in the toilet. And then the same actor, me, was doing a movie with a great director, like Jim Cameron,

No, because it depends what the movie is, but that can tell you one thing, that the director's the answer. I don't ever think that you can pull off a movie without a really great director. I've had shitty directors, then the movie came out shitty and they went in the toilet. And then the same actor, me, was doing a movie with a great director, like Jim Cameron,

No, because it depends what the movie is, but that can tell you one thing, that the director's the answer. I don't ever think that you can pull off a movie without a really great director. I've had shitty directors, then the movie came out shitty and they went in the toilet. And then the same actor, me, was doing a movie with a great director, like Jim Cameron,