Ash Kelley

Long story long, no place feels like home to me as much as a quaint neighborhood hair salon and everywhere I've lived.

I've always searched for a friendly little salon with kind stylists and regulars who welcome me as one of their own.

I may be the only cis het male who has a standing appointment for a deep conditioning treatment and a roller set.

I love him a lot.

I'm in my 40s and I still have a full, healthy head of hair.

Because you done took care of it, baby.

Yeah.

And I like to believe that part of the reason is the unnamed ghost lady is my hair guardian angel.

This is my favorite story we've ever received.

This is my favorite story.

She's watching over my hair the same way I looked up for her that day.

Oh my god, I love this.

Thank you for your time.

No, thank you for yours, Rob.

Thank you, Rob.

And keep it weird.

Just weird enough that you go to get your hair done with some old school curlers as a tribute to all the badass women who came before Rob.

literally i'm obsessed with you that is that is this i just spit everywhere the sweetest tale we've ever received i love that wow that just made my whole day yeah rob forever we're done yeah that was it that's a perfect ending oh my god i love that tale so much

Wow guys it was the 80s.

Yeah it was the 80s kid.