Ash Kelley

It does.

Because you don't want it sitting out.

Just know that you'll be peeing in the middle of the night.

You'll be peeing.

Join me.

But also you will feel like a fancy like noble woman.

And that's the difference between us.

Noble woman slash diva.

I literally almost bought one off the TikTok shop the other night, but then I was like, is this too trendy?

Because it was cherry.

It was like a cherry, which was cute, but I like what you're putting down over there.

I like a vintage vibe.

Look at an Art Deco, Gatsby-era, 1920s-looking carafe.

You can get them...

pretty cheap like you can look on amazon you can look wherever you want but you can find a lot of different styles and you can make and they look so fancy and so expensive but they're not and it's just one little thing to add a little bit of whimsy and a little bit of luxury looking shit

Also, I'm here to say it.

If you have a guest bedroom, put it in your guest bedroom because it says, I have my shit together.

It does.

I love putting together a guest bedroom when somebody's coming over and making it just like bougie as fuck.

Hell yeah.