Aswath Damodaran

It's an offense, but I will tell you this, though.

I was in Singapore about a month ago, and you have never seen a guy my age go through his luggage more carefully to make sure that that joint from two years ago wasn't floating around in a pocket somewhere.

Detritus?

I thought that was some sort of gum disease.

I think I saw my periodontist for that.

No, I usually—I have a very healthy fear of prison, and I don't travel with edibles or—I do travel with prostitutes.

Even in the luggage?

That was dark.

Just like the kind of guy who would think Africa is a country, not a continent.

That was dark, Ed.

No, I don't travel with edibles.

No, I've never—I've never—I've had—

I lose stuff at TSA.

They don't find stuff on me.

Although they did pull aside Drew one time when I went to Mexico and brought him with me because I needed, you know, my technical support animal, Drew Burrows, to make sure that I could set up.

And they pulled him aside and they basically said he had to pay, I don't know, a couple hundred bucks or a couple thousand bucks to get our equipment back.

But, you know, that's Mexico.

That's just part of what you do.

You go through when you go to Mexico.

But no, have you ever been caught with drugs, Ed?