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This is the true transfer of power here of the current president and the former president making this walk.

This is the true transfer of power here of the current president and the former president making this walk.

This process is what distinguishes the United States from a lot of other parts of the world. Yeah, it's all just normal shit.

This process is what distinguishes the United States from a lot of other parts of the world. Yeah, it's all just normal shit.

With just 20 minutes or so left in his presidency, we've just gotten word from President Biden that he is pardoning his brothers, their wives, his sister, other family members. He says that he is doing this because baseless and politically motivated investigations wreak havoc on the lives of individuals. It's all just normal.

With just 20 minutes or so left in his presidency, we've just gotten word from President Biden that he is pardoning his brothers, their wives, his sister, other family members. He says that he is doing this because baseless and politically motivated investigations wreak havoc on the lives of individuals. It's all just normal.

Yesterday, that dude signed over 100 executive actions. I mean, look at them. He froze the federal hiring bill, something about genders. Then he said Cuba's a state-sponsored terrorist now. He renamed a mountain. Dishwashers are less efficient. He can do that? Look, he has so many executive actions, they had to scroll through the tracks like it was an ad for, now that's what I call MAGA.

Yesterday, that dude signed over 100 executive actions. I mean, look at them. He froze the federal hiring bill, something about genders. Then he said Cuba's a state-sponsored terrorist now. He renamed a mountain. Dishwashers are less efficient. He can do that? Look, he has so many executive actions, they had to scroll through the tracks like it was an ad for, now that's what I call MAGA.

And being the showman that he was, Trump wasn't going to sign these behind a desk with a pen and paper like a nerd, okay? No, he turned this into an arena show.

And being the showman that he was, Trump wasn't going to sign these behind a desk with a pen and paper like a nerd, okay? No, he turned this into an arena show.

At Capital One Arena in front of a crowd of supporters, Trump putting into motion his day one actions.

At Capital One Arena in front of a crowd of supporters, Trump putting into motion his day one actions.

After President Trump signed the executive orders at a desk that was placed on stage, he had a pile of pins. Well, President Trump decided to toss the pins to some of his supporters.

After President Trump signed the executive orders at a desk that was placed on stage, he had a pile of pins. Well, President Trump decided to toss the pins to some of his supporters.

Wow. Whoever caught that pen is so lucky. I mean, that is going to be such a cool thing for those guys to show their kids once they get their visitation rights back. And even after, even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing.

Wow. Whoever caught that pen is so lucky. I mean, that is going to be such a cool thing for those guys to show their kids once they get their visitation rights back. And even after, even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing.

What is this one? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh.

What is this one? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh.

He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization like he's hearing the dessert options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. Melania, now's your chance to update the prenup. Go, go, go, go. But, you know... But you know what?

He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization like he's hearing the dessert options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. Melania, now's your chance to update the prenup. Go, go, go, go. But, you know... But you know what?