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Yesterday, that dude signed over 100 executive actions. I mean, look at them. He froze the federal hiring bill, something about genders. Then he said Cuba's a state-sponsored terrorist now. He renamed a mountain. Dishwashers are less efficient. He can do that? Look, he has so many executive actions, they had to scroll through the tracks like it was an ad for, now that's what I call MAGA.

And being the showman that he was, Trump wasn't going to sign these behind a desk with a pen and paper like a nerd, okay? No, he turned this into an arena show.

And being the showman that he was, Trump wasn't going to sign these behind a desk with a pen and paper like a nerd, okay? No, he turned this into an arena show.

At Capital One Arena in front of a crowd of supporters, Trump putting into motion his day one actions.

At Capital One Arena in front of a crowd of supporters, Trump putting into motion his day one actions.

After President Trump signed the executive orders at a desk that was placed on stage, he had a pile of pins. Well, President Trump decided to toss the pins to some of his supporters.

After President Trump signed the executive orders at a desk that was placed on stage, he had a pile of pins. Well, President Trump decided to toss the pins to some of his supporters.

Wow. Whoever caught that pen is so lucky. I mean, that is going to be such a cool thing for those guys to show their kids once they get their visitation rights back. And even after, even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing.

Wow. Whoever caught that pen is so lucky. I mean, that is going to be such a cool thing for those guys to show their kids once they get their visitation rights back. And even after, even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing.

What is this one? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh.

What is this one? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh.

He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization like he's hearing the dessert options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. Melania, now's your chance to update the prenup. Go, go, go, go. But, you know... But you know what?

He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization like he's hearing the dessert options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. Melania, now's your chance to update the prenup. Go, go, go, go. But, you know... But you know what?

I'm not going to be shitting on President Trump, okay? Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO. Who are those guys? What are the odds there's ever going to be a pandemic requiring global cooperation? So I'm going to go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are reasonable.

I'm not going to be shitting on President Trump, okay? Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO. Who are those guys? What are the odds there's ever going to be a pandemic requiring global cooperation? So I'm going to go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are reasonable.

Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accords.

Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accords.

Okay, okay, look, he, I know that sounds bad for these woke liberals, but like, does it really matter? You know, one year we're in, next year we're out. We've been doing the hokey pokey with these guys for like 12 years. They don't even put us in a group chat anymore, okay? Also, news flash, Paris Accord, yo, we're not going to reach the mission goals anyway, OK? This world is over.

Okay, okay, look, he, I know that sounds bad for these woke liberals, but like, does it really matter? You know, one year we're in, next year we're out. We've been doing the hokey pokey with these guys for like 12 years. They don't even put us in a group chat anymore, okay? Also, news flash, Paris Accord, yo, we're not going to reach the mission goals anyway, OK? This world is over.

It's just an excuse to go to Paris, which overrated, OK? So fine, he's taking us out of anything that involves the rest of the world, OK? I'm sure there's other executive orders that aren't any worse.