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I'm not going to be shitting on President Trump, okay? Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO. Who are those guys? What are the odds there's ever going to be a pandemic requiring global cooperation? So I'm going to go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are reasonable.

I'm not going to be shitting on President Trump, okay? Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO. Who are those guys? What are the odds there's ever going to be a pandemic requiring global cooperation? So I'm going to go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are reasonable.

Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accords.

Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accords.

Okay, okay, look, he, I know that sounds bad for these woke liberals, but like, does it really matter? You know, one year we're in, next year we're out. We've been doing the hokey pokey with these guys for like 12 years. They don't even put us in a group chat anymore, okay? Also, news flash, Paris Accord, yo, we're not going to reach the mission goals anyway, OK? This world is over.

Okay, okay, look, he, I know that sounds bad for these woke liberals, but like, does it really matter? You know, one year we're in, next year we're out. We've been doing the hokey pokey with these guys for like 12 years. They don't even put us in a group chat anymore, okay? Also, news flash, Paris Accord, yo, we're not going to reach the mission goals anyway, OK? This world is over.

It's just an excuse to go to Paris, which overrated, OK? So fine, he's taking us out of anything that involves the rest of the world, OK? I'm sure there's other executive orders that aren't any worse.

It's just an excuse to go to Paris, which overrated, OK? So fine, he's taking us out of anything that involves the rest of the world, OK? I'm sure there's other executive orders that aren't any worse.

Among the many executive orders President Trump signed on Monday was this one, pausing the TikTok ban for 75 days. He says the United States should broker a deal to own half of the platform.

Among the many executive orders President Trump signed on Monday was this one, pausing the TikTok ban for 75 days. He says the United States should broker a deal to own half of the platform.

See? Yo, he brought back TikTok. Just as my brain was regaining its higher-order functions. I mean, oh, my God, that was close. Now, if you remember, TikTok was originally banned because everyone thinks it gives China too much influence over Americans. And to be fair, before I started using TikTok, I was a white guy from Iowa, okay? But the point... The point is, the people have spoken, okay?

See? Yo, he brought back TikTok. Just as my brain was regaining its higher-order functions. I mean, oh, my God, that was close. Now, if you remember, TikTok was originally banned because everyone thinks it gives China too much influence over Americans. And to be fair, before I started using TikTok, I was a white guy from Iowa, okay? But the point... The point is, the people have spoken, okay?

We want China to change our brains. What absolute idiot even thought of banning it in the first place? We're looking at TikTok.

We want China to change our brains. What absolute idiot even thought of banning it in the first place? We're looking at TikTok.

Okay. Yeah, thank you, President Trump, for saving us from that guy. What I'm saying is all these executive orders aren't bad, okay? I mean, what else is he doing?

Okay. Yeah, thank you, President Trump, for saving us from that guy. What I'm saying is all these executive orders aren't bad, okay? I mean, what else is he doing?

And Trump is gonna try, through executive order, to end birthright citizenship. It's a constitutional right that those born on American soil are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status.

And Trump is gonna try, through executive order, to end birthright citizenship. It's a constitutional right that those born on American soil are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status.

Okay, okay, that does sound like a major change. Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution for over 100 years. But, on the other hand, should you just be a U.S. citizen just because you were born here? I mean, I think all citizens should have to prove that they're truly American by taking a quiz on American history and failing it. Okay? If your score...

Okay, okay, that does sound like a major change. Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution for over 100 years. But, on the other hand, should you just be a U.S. citizen just because you were born here? I mean, I think all citizens should have to prove that they're truly American by taking a quiz on American history and failing it. Okay? If your score...