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It's just an excuse to go to Paris, which overrated, OK? So fine, he's taking us out of anything that involves the rest of the world, OK? I'm sure there's other executive orders that aren't any worse.

Among the many executive orders President Trump signed on Monday was this one, pausing the TikTok ban for 75 days. He says the United States should broker a deal to own half of the platform.

Among the many executive orders President Trump signed on Monday was this one, pausing the TikTok ban for 75 days. He says the United States should broker a deal to own half of the platform.

See? Yo, he brought back TikTok. Just as my brain was regaining its higher-order functions. I mean, oh, my God, that was close. Now, if you remember, TikTok was originally banned because everyone thinks it gives China too much influence over Americans. And to be fair, before I started using TikTok, I was a white guy from Iowa, okay? But the point... The point is, the people have spoken, okay?

See? Yo, he brought back TikTok. Just as my brain was regaining its higher-order functions. I mean, oh, my God, that was close. Now, if you remember, TikTok was originally banned because everyone thinks it gives China too much influence over Americans. And to be fair, before I started using TikTok, I was a white guy from Iowa, okay? But the point... The point is, the people have spoken, okay?

We want China to change our brains. What absolute idiot even thought of banning it in the first place? We're looking at TikTok.

We want China to change our brains. What absolute idiot even thought of banning it in the first place? We're looking at TikTok.

Okay. Yeah, thank you, President Trump, for saving us from that guy. What I'm saying is all these executive orders aren't bad, okay? I mean, what else is he doing?

Okay. Yeah, thank you, President Trump, for saving us from that guy. What I'm saying is all these executive orders aren't bad, okay? I mean, what else is he doing?

And Trump is gonna try, through executive order, to end birthright citizenship. It's a constitutional right that those born on American soil are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status.

And Trump is gonna try, through executive order, to end birthright citizenship. It's a constitutional right that those born on American soil are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status.

Okay, okay, that does sound like a major change. Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution for over 100 years. But, on the other hand, should you just be a U.S. citizen just because you were born here? I mean, I think all citizens should have to prove that they're truly American by taking a quiz on American history and failing it. Okay? If your score...

Okay, okay, that does sound like a major change. Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution for over 100 years. But, on the other hand, should you just be a U.S. citizen just because you were born here? I mean, I think all citizens should have to prove that they're truly American by taking a quiz on American history and failing it. Okay? If your score...

If your score's above 60, you're going back to Asia or whatever shithole country has educational standards. And to be fair, nothing too extreme so far. I mean, it sounds like there's a campaign Trump that says things to win, and then there's a President Trump who rules more moderately.

If your score's above 60, you're going back to Asia or whatever shithole country has educational standards. And to be fair, nothing too extreme so far. I mean, it sounds like there's a campaign Trump that says things to win, and then there's a President Trump who rules more moderately.

Overnight, with the stroke of a pen, President Trump issuing sweeping pardons to nearly all of the rioters charged for their actions on January 6th.

Overnight, with the stroke of a pen, President Trump issuing sweeping pardons to nearly all of the rioters charged for their actions on January 6th.

Trump even granting clemency to the more than 600 people charged with assaulting or resisting law enforcement.

Trump even granting clemency to the more than 600 people charged with assaulting or resisting law enforcement.

Okay, look, freeing violent criminals from prison seems less moderate and more like something Bane did, okay? But you know what? If you know your history in that situation, Batman fixed it, okay? So concerns are overblown. And look, these guys have been in prison for like two whole months already, okay? I'm sure they've learned their lesson.