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Okay, well, not that guy also. But stop. But look, any group as large as the January 6th crowd is going to have one sex creep in it. You know, there's probably one in our audience right now. Raise your hand if you're a sex creep. That guy in the plaid shirt, that woman... Sir, come on. The point is, all the rest of the partners, they're fine. They're doing fine.

A Mint Hill man who pleaded guilty to his involvement in January 6th is possibly facing other charges. Court documents show David Daniel is facing child pornography charges.

A Mint Hill man who pleaded guilty to his involvement in January 6th is possibly facing other charges. Court documents show David Daniel is facing child pornography charges.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I'm starting to worry that the people who broke into the Capitol and took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk are not upstanding citizens. You know what?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I'm starting to worry that the people who broke into the Capitol and took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk are not upstanding citizens. You know what?

Forget about those two pedophiles. Andrew Kyle Grigsby of Louisville, who was pardoned for spraying Capitol Police with bear spray, is currently incarcerated in a Kentucky prison for two counts of child pornography.

Forget about those two pedophiles. Andrew Kyle Grigsby of Louisville, who was pardoned for spraying Capitol Police with bear spray, is currently incarcerated in a Kentucky prison for two counts of child pornography.

Jesus Christ! At this point, it might have been better for them just to stay in prison, you know? At least then they were heroes. Now they're all going to individual prisons for child pornography. Like, so, uh, do you guys have a choir? Trump's been busy these last few days, signing orders, reinstalling the Diet Coke button, grabbing Panama by the canal.

Jesus Christ! At this point, it might have been better for them just to stay in prison, you know? At least then they were heroes. Now they're all going to individual prisons for child pornography. Like, so, uh, do you guys have a choir? Trump's been busy these last few days, signing orders, reinstalling the Diet Coke button, grabbing Panama by the canal.

But it was only a matter of time until he had to start presidenting for real. This morning, he held a press conference to address the tragic plane crash in Washington, D.C. last night. And remember, one of the most important things a leader can do in a rapidly developing, difficult situation is to calm people down, stick to the facts, and keep your uninformed opinions to yourself.

But it was only a matter of time until he had to start presidenting for real. This morning, he held a press conference to address the tragic plane crash in Washington, D.C. last night. And remember, one of the most important things a leader can do in a rapidly developing, difficult situation is to calm people down, stick to the facts, and keep your uninformed opinions to yourself.

I mean, or... or we can just speculate wildly. Why not? I get a little bit nervous when Trump has a strong opinion. You know, it's never something unifying. Like, sunsets are beautiful, or love is the answer. But... This is a new term, and he's only a few days in, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt. What's Trump's opinion about what happened in D.C.?

I mean, or... or we can just speculate wildly. Why not? I get a little bit nervous when Trump has a strong opinion. You know, it's never something unifying. Like, sunsets are beautiful, or love is the answer. But... This is a new term, and he's only a few days in, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt. What's Trump's opinion about what happened in D.C.?

Damn you, diversity initiatives. Why are you responsible for every historical tragedy? The fires in Los Angeles, DEI. The bridge collapse in Baltimore, DEI. The Irish potato famine, DEI. Slavery, DEI. Did you ever notice how many minorities were at slavery? It's all DEI. Just to be clear, Mr. President, you have evidence that diversity initiatives are responsible for this tragic crash.

Damn you, diversity initiatives. Why are you responsible for every historical tragedy? The fires in Los Angeles, DEI. The bridge collapse in Baltimore, DEI. The Irish potato famine, DEI. Slavery, DEI. Did you ever notice how many minorities were at slavery? It's all DEI. Just to be clear, Mr. President, you have evidence that diversity initiatives are responsible for this tragic crash.

You're not just saying this, right? Right?

You're not just saying this, right? Right?

I'm trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash.

I'm trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash.

There you go. No, no, no, no. There you go. There you go. He has common sense. It's just a coincidence that his common sense happens to align with his long-held prejudices. So let's spin the big wheel of blame to see which minorities are responsible for this crash. Who will it be this time? Black people? Lesbians? Trans-Armenians?