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There you go. No, no, no, no. There you go. There you go. He has common sense. It's just a coincidence that his common sense happens to align with his long-held prejudices. So let's spin the big wheel of blame to see which minorities are responsible for this crash. Who will it be this time? Black people? Lesbians? Trans-Armenians?

Dwarfism? I can't believe it's only day 10 and Trump is already this far down his list of scapegoats. He's blown past race and gender and now he's hitting dwarves? Is he really suggesting there was a plane crash because someone with dwarfism worked in air traffic control?

Dwarfism? I can't believe it's only day 10 and Trump is already this far down his list of scapegoats. He's blown past race and gender and now he's hitting dwarves? Is he really suggesting there was a plane crash because someone with dwarfism worked in air traffic control?

Does Trump think they couldn't see the control panel and they were just reaching up and pushing buttons hoping it would work out? I just want to say that people with dwarfism are just like everyone else. In fact, their penises are normal size. Which means proportionally, they're huge. So in a way, you could say that I'm the one looking up to them. That's a thinker. That's a thinker.

Does Trump think they couldn't see the control panel and they were just reaching up and pushing buttons hoping it would work out? I just want to say that people with dwarfism are just like everyone else. In fact, their penises are normal size. Which means proportionally, they're huge. So in a way, you could say that I'm the one looking up to them. That's a thinker. That's a thinker.

A lot of different layers in there. You might be thinking, well, that's progress. You know, he used to blame everything on past administrations. But don't worry, he got them in there, too.

A lot of different layers in there. You might be thinking, well, that's progress. You know, he used to blame everything on past administrations. But don't worry, he got them in there, too.

You're blaming Obama? The guy from three presidents ago? Forget blaming a fart on your dog. This is blaming the fart on your dog that died when you were eight. I still think about you, Henry. Such stinky farts he had. Look, Mr. President, I know you're scared that people might hold you responsible now that you're president, because you're the president, Mr. President.

You're blaming Obama? The guy from three presidents ago? Forget blaming a fart on your dog. This is blaming the fart on your dog that died when you were eight. I still think about you, Henry. Such stinky farts he had. Look, Mr. President, I know you're scared that people might hold you responsible now that you're president, because you're the president, Mr. President.

And it's time to just be a man, okay? Real men don't point fingers. Real men find solutions. Real men show leadership. Real men moisturize. Guys, you've got to take care of your skin. You've got to take care of your skin. Yeah. Yeah. The skin is the biggest organ on the body. Unless you're a dwarf, then it's the second biggest.

And it's time to just be a man, okay? Real men don't point fingers. Real men find solutions. Real men show leadership. Real men moisturize. Guys, you've got to take care of your skin. You've got to take care of your skin. Yeah. Yeah. The skin is the biggest organ on the body. Unless you're a dwarf, then it's the second biggest.

Elon Musk's sweeping push to make over the federal government, sparking democratic panic and warnings of a constitutional crisis.

Elon Musk's sweeping push to make over the federal government, sparking democratic panic and warnings of a constitutional crisis.

Now we have learned that his team has gained access to something extraordinarily sensitive, the system that the Treasury Department uses to disperse almost every check and expenditure of any kind made by the U.S. government.

Now we have learned that his team has gained access to something extraordinarily sensitive, the system that the Treasury Department uses to disperse almost every check and expenditure of any kind made by the U.S. government.

That is a vast database with millions of Americans' personal information on it.

That is a vast database with millions of Americans' personal information on it.

Longtime government employees this week were shocked to find that their new supervisors from Elon Musk's Doge department include recent college and high school graduates between 19 and 24 years old. One of the young men is apparently a former intern at Musk's Neuralink company, who goes by the online handle Big Balls.

Longtime government employees this week were shocked to find that their new supervisors from Elon Musk's Doge department include recent college and high school graduates between 19 and 24 years old. One of the young men is apparently a former intern at Musk's Neuralink company, who goes by the online handle Big Balls.

tremendous unrest inside the fbi as prosecutors and agents who worked on the january 6 investigation are being targeted it looks like a wholesale purge of the fbi as you know already the eight top officials at the federal bureau of investigation have either been fired or forced to resign now the fbi is being asked to produce a list of