Augie
Appearances
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
It was far too busy bounding unpredictably around the carpeted area of the room. It explored one furniture leg after another, marveling at the looming presence of the coffee table. Redirecting her unblinking gaze from the kitten to the humans, Augie sah mit Enttäuschung, dass sie nichts von ihnen, auch nichts von ihnen, zu ihr beibringen.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
Das war unglaublich schmutzig von ihnen, besonders wenn man die Unwahrheit dieser Verbrechung betrachtet. Statt sie zu entschuldigen, oder sie zu überzeugen, dass die orange Kreatur bald weggehen würde, sahen die Menschen mit ihr besotten. The children lay down on their stomachs and watched the interloper's random progress around the room, cooing softly.
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She could tell they were just waiting until they could pick it up and give it all of their attention. And while she didn't particularly want them petting her own fur and bothering her, she also felt oddly resentful that they might redirect their worship to another cat. Dann riefen sich die Kinder über den Furball und schnifften ihre Füße.
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Und sie riefen leckere Geräusche an und begannen, es mit einem Namen zu nennen. Meatball, sagten sie. Meatball? Sie sahen sich unglaublich bekannt zu machen. Sicherlich war dieser andere Katz nicht aufstehen. What kind of a name was Meatball? The grown-ups spoke some words to the children and they reluctantly stood up and retreated into the nearby family room, talking excitedly.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
and his eyes closed, and she realized he had drifted off to sleep, exhausted by his enormous adventure around the living room. Creeping around the couch, she took her opportunity to escape the room. She made straight for her cat door and burst out onto the back deck, where the rain had paused and the air was fresh.
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Seating herself delicately in a spot with no puddles, Augie pondered the situation in solitude. It was cool outside. The only noises came from the birds, who seemed to be enjoying a break in the rainfall. Augie primly made her way around the deck. It was a place where she felt confident and in charge – The kitten would not be able to find her there.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
She would wait a little while, and when she returned to the inside, she felt confident the other cat would be gone. Alas, there was no snoozing outside when everything was wet, so Augie soon tired of lapping at this or that puddle. Her tummy grumbled lightly, and she realized it was time for her mid-morning snack.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
Mit Freude dachte sie an die kleine Portion von Essen, die sie von ihrem Frühstück rettete. Und sie hat entschieden, es wäre wahrscheinlich sicher, innen reinzukommen und es jetzt zu genießen. Sie hat sich zurückgezogen durch die Katzflamme, sie hat die Moistur aus ihren Ohren geschüttelt und sich in ihren Lebensbowl gewechselt.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
She did this just in time to see the unwelcome orange visitor sticking its nose into her reserve of food. No meatball, the oldest child cried, scooping the offender into her hands. Then she put her face close to him and babbled some nonsense Augie couldn't understand. Aber Auggie hatte keine Zeit, um zu beobachten, was sie kommuniziert hatte.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
Sie rührte sich zu ihrem Kühlschrank und beendete seinen Snack, bevor die andere Katze zurückkehren konnte. Es war klar, dass sie sehr vorsichtig sein musste mit diesem unerwarteten Gäste. Während Auggie gegessen hat, hat das Kind den Kühlschrank gesetzt. Auggie konnte ihn jetzt sehen, als er eine B-Line für die karpeten Steine machte, die zu dem oberen Niveau des Hauses führte.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
Sie saß, als die Kreatur sich an den unteren Steinen setzte, und sie schlug laut. Der Schritt war fast so groß, wie er war. Es war klar, dass er es nicht wusste, wie er es navigiert, obwohl er es versuchte, es zu versuchen. The youngest human went to the stair and helped the ginger kitten onto the first step, whispering encouraging sounding words.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
Emboldened by this success, the little cat sank its claws into the rug on the second stair and clambered up like a rock climber scaling a cliff wall. Then he busily examined the stair, sniffing every corner of it, before advancing to the third. The children chuckled with delight to see his spunky progress, but his energy ran out before he was even halfway up.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
He turned, obviously wishing to go down again. But going down the stairs was more intimidating than ascending them, apparently. Augie was filled with a feeling of smug satisfaction. The humans would soon see that this other cat was far too much trouble to have around. How could they always help it down the stairs and up the stairs? It was preposterous.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
They should return the thing at once from whatever place it had come. And then the unthinkable happened. The children suddenly decided it was time for Meatball to meet Augie. They scooped the mewling kitten up in their hands and came straight for the place where she was sitting in the family room. She didn't even have time to scuttle away.
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In a moment they had plopped Meatball right in front of her. and the saucy fellow was boldly sniffing her paws, even as she backed away. The orange kitten sat down and looked up at Augie, winking its tiny button eyes. Augie sat frozen at attention. She was a mountain of cat compared to this tiny intruder with the squeaky voice. felt a quiet grumble grow in her throat.
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She wanted these humans to know that she did not approve of any new cats and that this one was being vetoed. But before Augie could even finish her indignant display, the kitten spied her sharply twitching tail and pounced on it. Die kleinen Menschen lachen wild, als das grüne Stapel Füße zerstörte, und Auggie drehte sich seltsam in eine Halbkirche.
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Das erfolgte nur, als sie wieder ihre Haare bewegte, und Meatballs sprangen für eine zweite Zeit. Dann, bevor Augie ihre Enttäuschung präsentieren konnte, rollte die begeilte kleine Kreatur über ihre Seite und schniffte die langen, leckeren Haare, siehend an, siehend an, siehend an. Augie schlug sich an, siehend an, siehend an, siehend an, siehend an, siehend an, siehend an.
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Sie glaubte, sie würde ihn für eine Weile tolerieren. Aber sie wollte nicht, dass die Menschen das falsche Gefühl geben. Augie war sicher, dass dieser orange Junge nicht permanent bleiben würde und sie nicht für ihn verantwortlich wäre. Aber irgendwie, in seinem kleinen Babybrain, hatte Meatball die Idee bekommen, dass Augie sein neuer Freund war.
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stand sie auf, die Schrecken ihrer Dignität zu sammeln und ihre Haare aus seinem Zugang zu lassen. Meatball sah unverzweifelt von der Verabschiedung des fluffigen Ziels aus und pranzte furchtbar hinter ihr, als sie für ihre Wasserbowle fuhr. Auggie hielt ihr Fokus direkt voran. Als sie die Bowle nahm, aktivierte ihre Wasserfountain, sending out a cheerful bubble of fresh water.
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Augie leaned down to drink from the best part of the bowl, where the water came out. Meanwhile, Meatball was transfixed by the ripples in its lower depths, moving his wispy tail back and forth and wiggling his bottom. Er schaute auf die kleinen Bubbeln in der Pfanne mit seinen glitzernden Augen. Auggie versuchte nicht zu bemerken, dass er sich überrascht fühlte.
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Meine Güte, dachte sie, es ist nur ein Wasserboll. Aber das nächste, was sie wusste, war, dass sein Po in die Wasser fliegt und mehrere Droppeln fliegt. Einer von ihnen landete auf Auggies Nase. Abruptly she stopped sipping at her fountain and sat up straight. She was still for a moment, unsure of how to remove the droplet from between her eyes.
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She stuck out her tongue experimentally, but she only succeeded in swiping the end of her nose. The quivering crystal bubble still hovered in her vision. Up near her eyes Then, instinctively, she shook her head, causing the liquid bead to fly away. Meatball was now fully absorbed by the pool of water in front of him, and he was smacking little showers of it this way and that.
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It pattered onto the floor. The children were soon at his side, laughing and saying, No, Meatball! Mit seinem bemerkenswerten Verlust von Fokus hat er sofort vergessen, über seine leckere Spiele zu reden, um sich wieder in ihre lieblingshafte Hände zu befinden. Augie hat sich mental mit Enttäuschung gewöhnt.
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Er hätte lernen müssen, nicht so viel zu den Menschen zu kümmern, sonst würden sie ihn nie allein lassen. Oggie bekam eine Erleichterung von dem Interloper an diesem Punkt, weil die Kinder ihn in den Familienraum weggelassen haben. Dort haben sie ihn auf dem Kühlschrank zwischen ihnen aufgeräumt.
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Oggie warf sich über die Ecke des Kühlschranks, nahe der Heizung, die nun wieder glücklicherweise warmes Wasser emittete. Von dieser komfortablen Distanz weiterholt sie die kleinen Menschen und ihren neuen Freund. Die Kinder haben das flotte, rektanguläre Objekt herausgezogen, das so viel von ihrer Aufmerksamkeit absorbiert hat.
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Sie haben es mit ihren Fingern gepokt und es hat aufgewacht, ein Glöckchen auf ihren Füßen. Nach einem Moment, als sie sich aneinander verabschiedeten, sahen sie sich auf das, was als nächstes passieren würde. Das älteste Kind begann, die Hand um den Rekranken zu schweigen. Beide Kleinen kreisten mit Enttäuschung, als ein Spiel oder anderes begann.
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Kleine Geräusche fliegen von der Sache in ihre Hände. Das waren seltsame Geräusche. Like crashing and crushing and bouncing. Meatball tottered into the lap of the child holding the rectangle and peered at it from between her arms. His bright round eyes were wide with interest and his head began to dart back and forth.
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Then, without warning, he pounced on the screen, causing the children riotous amusement. Soon it was like Meatball was playing the game as much as the children, sliding his paws from one corner of the rectangle to the other, small noises showering around him. This was apparently so entertaining that the lady human stopped by to watch as well, smiling and chattering to the children.
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Augie observed this spectacle stoically. How easy it was, she mused, for this newcomer to seem brilliant and entertaining. He was eager to please, but she knew that he would soon need to establish his superiority to the humans, if he expected to get proper service from them. Feeling dismissive, she turned and abandoned the circus in the family room. It was all simply too exhausting.
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With a feeling of pleasant drowsiness, Augie returned to the living room. Sie spielte ihr Lieblingssoft-Katbett. Es war die perfekte Größe für sie und alles schmutschig, wie ein Marshmallow. Steckend in die Mitte, schlug sie ein, zwei, drei Mal. Sie musste sicher sein, dass sie genau in die richtige Richtung landete.
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Auggie Gets a Kitten
Dann, in einem flüchten Bewegung, fiel sie in einen Kreis innerhalb, komplett mit ihrem leckeren Haar in die Form zu füllen. Sie hat ihre Haare neugierig um ihre Poren geworfen. Es war Zeit für einen kurzen Schlaf. Der Regen tappte immer noch lecker auf das Glas, Restend dort, war Augie zufrieden mit dem Geräusch.
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Die Nähe der Regensäule machte die mehr beunruhigenden Geräusche aus dem Familienraum sehr weit weg. Sie schlug ihre Nase mehr tief in ihre Poren, schlug sie mit der Spitze ihres Halses. Ihr Atmen schlug und wurde dann even und ein wenig audibler.
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Without her being aware of it, the soundtrack of the rain and the whoosh of the heat whispering from the floor vent gave way to a dream about the outdoors. In her mind's eye she saw the downpour splashing in puddles on the deck and petite sparrows perching on the railing. She happily imagined squirrels darting through nearby tree branches as she watched with interest. It was a beautiful dream.
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But then, very gradually, in her imaginary world of the back deck, there was a sound that didn't fit. It was a rumble. No, it was a growl. Ein Landwäscher vielleicht? Nein, das war nicht richtig. Langsamer auf die Dämpfe ihres Nappens, wurde Augie wieder einmal bewusst von ihren Umgebungen.
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Sie war in ihrem leichten, komfortablen Bett, und der Regen klingelte immer noch auf dem Glaszimmer hinter ihr. Die Heizung sang immer noch ihre komfortablen Lieder. But there was something else happening close by, and she had to open her eyes to see what it was. Sitting there, right in front of her, with a look of serious concentration, was Meatball.
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He was meditatively pawing the edge of her bed with his tiny little footpads and staring earnestly right in her eyes. Der Geräusch, den sie in ihrem Traum gehört hatte, war tatsächlich sein lauter, atemhafter Geräusch. Tatsächlich war es ziemlich beeindruckend, den Niveau der Vibration, den er erzielt hat, um so eine kleine Katze zu sein.
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Sehend ehrgeizig auf sie, streichelte und drückte, streichelte und drückte seine Haare. as if needing a very important batch of biscuit dough. She had to admit, he was really putting all his energy into the process, as if by making these biscuits he was working on the most important project in the world.
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Augie might have felt annoyed at this intrusion into her treasured space, but she understood his comfort-seeking impulses Sie konnte ihn nicht für sie verurteilen. Nach allem hatte er nicht sein eigenes Bett, und seines war wirklich das beste Gebäude in der ganzen Haus. Er hatte bessere Entscheidungen, als sie es sich vorgestellt hatte.
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Als sie all das verarbeitete, wurde Meatball sehr hart und hielt sich auf ihre Kuschel. Although Meatball didn't take up much room, this was an unusual loss of personal space for her. But the purr motor continued and Meatball rolled backward, sticking out his feet. Augie noted that these were surprisingly large compared to the rest of him.
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Then, as if conquering a foreign land, he began trying to grab one of the ungainly appendages, licking it with his pink sandpaper tongue. Oogie beobachtete diesen Versuch mit Faszination. Was für einen schrecklichen Job er macht, schlug sie nach innen. Weißte er nicht, wie er diese einfache Aufgabe durchführen kann? Nach allem, Baden war eine der Hauptangelegenheiten eines Katzen.
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Ein Feline musste respektvolle Ausstellungen behalten. Unabhängig von seiner Unabhängigkeit, begann Oggie, die Eier und den Kopf von Meatball zu licken. Wenn er in ihr Bett sein würde, musste dieser Kitten sauber sein. Meatball sah sich perfekt glücklich an, um ihre Hilfe zu akzeptieren, und er beendete, um seinen enormen Fuß zu holen.
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Er legte sich zurück auf Oggies leckere Haare und schloss seine Augen in scharfe Rücken. His tiny pot belly began rising and falling softly as she took care of his bath for him. At one point his eyes opened briefly and he swatted at his own tiny tail, which was visible between his feet. But this fascination soon took a back seat to exhaustion. It had already been an extremely busy day.
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Für Meatball war eine Schnauze bald unvermeidbar. Als sie ihre unerwartete Besitzerin beendet hatte, sah Augie, dass Meatball nach Traumland gehen wollte. Sein Pöhring ging für eine Weile autonom. But then it got softer and slower, and his little tummy rose and fell with a regular rhythm. Then, lying right there in that undignified, sprawled position, he was asleep.
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Well, this was a fine kettle of fish, Augie thought with exasperation. The humans brought home a helpless infant and then took almost no responsibility for his training. He didn't even have his own cat bed yet and he had no idea about water fountain etiquette.
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She could see that she would be very busy making sure that Meatball understood the rules of the house and furthermore how to wash his own feet. Her work would never be done. But for now, she had to grudgingly admit, that he was very warm, snuggled into the bed with her. And the rain was still falling. Pitter-pat, pitter-pat. Despite her many thoughts, her eyes grew droopy again.
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The noises of human life drifted to her from the distant kitchen. Doors opened and closed. Children babbled. Water ran into the sink and then stopped. She would find Meatball his own sleeping place tomorrow, she thought, fuzzily, as she succumbed to her dreams once again. That is, if he wasn't scheduled to leave.
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Es war ein wett und blustertes Morgen. Und das war einfach gut mit Augie. Nach allem, dass sie wett war, war nur eine ungewöhnliche Idee, wenn sie ihre komfortablen Indoor-Spots vor jedem Fenster hatte. Auf der Rückseite des Sofas in der Familienzimmer, hat sie die Sonnenbrille diagonal über das Glas geschaut.
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Fat blobs, tiny blobs, slow ones and fast ones moved in a mysterious dance down the window. In slow motion, she picked up her paw, placing it hesitantly against the cool, smooth surface in front of her. She sat there for a moment, transfixed. Zuerst wurde ihre Aufmerksamkeit durch den Regen, der ihr velvete Fuß überrascht hatte.
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Dann, wenn sie sich etwas die Hände drehte, schlug sie sich über das geistige Bildschirm ihres Po, das außerhalb des Fensters flog. Statt den Fuß auf den Sofa zurückzuziehen, erhielt sie ihre Augen, um einen Moment aufzudrücken. Die Wasser und die Wälder waren verwirrend. Sie war müde von diesen tiefen Gedanken, also hat sie sich gedreht und aufgehängt.
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Zuerst auf die festen, nubbelnden Schuhe des Kouchens und dann auf die schmutzige Oberfläche des schwarzen Boden unterhalb. As she sauntered past her bowl, which sat nearby in the kitchen, she eyed the small pile of food she had saved there from breakfast. One must provide for one's mid-morning snacks, of course. She felt pleased by her obvious self-control.
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Augie walked slowly into the living room. On a sunny day, this was where she would normally have her morning nap. Die Menschen haben ihr Lieblings-Katbett auf dem Boden, wo ein großer Sonnenstrahl auf dem Rücken liegt, sehr bemerkenswert. Aber heute war es nicht sonnig. Gefühlt, dass sie nicht mehr goldenen Gloss in ihrem Schlafspot hat, ist sie auf die Heizung geflogen.
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Ja, das schöne, warme Wasser brach aus ihm aus, so wie sie es gehofft hatte. Sie riechte es zuerst, fühlte den trockenen Heiz, als es in ihre Augen und Nase blutete. Having confirmed that this place was satisfactory, she turned her ample body and plopped it down atop the vent, then rolled luxuriously to the side. She closed her eyes happily
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and turned her nose up to the ceiling as the heavenly warmth toasted her soft belly and set the long fur on her tail to waving. Delightful. As she lay there, drifting downward into sleep, she was faintly aware of the pattering of the raindrops on the front window above her head. Traurig, hat sie sich vorgestellt, was sie sehen würde, wenn sie auf dem Armstuhl hüpfte und dort ihre Post nahm.
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Oft hat sie ihre Zeit auf der Frontenstraße beobachtet und die Hunde geschaut. Immer die Hunde. Sie waren so präsentierbare Kreaturen. Waren ihre Läufe an den gleichen Zeiten und ihre ehrliche Interesse an den gleichen Mailboxen und Gartenböden. Sie hatte ein feines Bewusstsein, dass etwas mit Hunden zu tun hätte, was draußen stattfindet. Etwas, auf das sie sich aufmerksam halten sollte.
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Aber dann gab sie die Idee. Sie war einfach zu warm und schlaflos. Und sie konnte sich ehrlich gesagt nicht interessieren. Auggie hätte in ihrem komfortablen Ort auf dem Heizvent für eine sehr lange Zeit bleiben können, aber zwei Dinge haben ihr den Rest zerstört. Das erste Verrückte war, dass die Luft aus dem Grat nicht mehr kam.
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Das ist in ihrer Erfahrung oft passiert und sie fühlte, dass es völlig blöd und unnötig war. Aber dann hat etwas noch mehr Verrücktes sie von ihrem Verlust entfernt. She could hear the garage door opening. Its grinding, ostentatious noises penetrated the front window behind her. She had learned that when the garage door opened, automobile noise would follow. Of course, it did.
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She grumbled inwardly. It seemed the humans were home. This would make things very noisy. A door opened in the walk-out basement downstairs, confirming her suspicions. One after the other, she heard umbrellas pop open. The people were placing their dripping items down there to dry. She made a mental note that she would need to go sit underneath the umbrellas later.
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After all the dampness had gone, of course. was the natural thing for a cat to do when umbrellas were available. But there was more than just drying and hanging up of coats and umbrellas going on down there. It seemed like there were an awful lot of instructions being issued. The small humans were unusually loud. They had those excited voices that generally made Augie run for a hiding spot.
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The children tended to be grabby when they were too wound up, and petting the cat always seemed to be on their agenda at such times. Augie pulled herself up to an alert, seated position and turned her ears back. She would wait and see what happened when they came upstairs. If necessary, she would flee. Thump, thump, thump, went the feet, as the entire family trooped up the staircase.
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First the children, who spilled excitedly onto the main level, then the lady human. Lastly, the man appeared, awkwardly carrying something large. And when Augie saw that thing, she was filled with concern. It was the cat container that was used to transport her in the automobile. She loathed the automobile. And she was not having any of that today.
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Augie slunk over to the corner between the arm of the sofa and the wall and peered suspiciously out, sure that nobody would see her there. The man placed the cat container on the floor and, with some difficulty, made the front door of it open. Then all the people stood back. The lady shushed the children and they obeyed.
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But they stood at some distance, hopping from one foot to the other, as if they would burst with energy. The man stood up with his hands on his hips and they all waited. die Küche der kleinen Küche vorsichtig zu beobachten. Und dann sah Augie etwas, das ihre Hackels auflöste. Eine kleine, kleine, orange Katze kam seltsam aus der Tür des Pferdekarriers.
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Sie war weniger als eine Quarte der Größe von Augie und ihre kleinen Augen waren wie dunkle Knöpfe in ihrem schmutzigen Gesicht. No more than a doddering puffball, it seemed incapable of walking with any dignity. Instead, it stretched one paw forward, then another, lurching about. Its tiny tail stood out straight as a poker behind it. Augie viewed the small cat with dismay. This would not do.
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It would not do at all. She craned her neck around the side of the sofa and watched the furry cream puff as it perambulated unsteadily around the living room. So far, she had remained unnoticed by the people, and she felt that was important. She had yet to assess this foreign threat to her personal space. But the interloper had not even noticed Oggy.
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And their flight attendants can be... A bit sassy. A bit sassy. They were sassy to people in front of us on the way to Vegas.
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Ich hatte Spaß, Snowboarden zu machen. Ich hatte Spaß, unsere Freunde zu sehen.
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And they're so sweet to our kids too. Yeah, that's true. They're always like trying to give us extra pretzels. Anyway, so don't think that we dislike Southwest, but we have lost bags a couple of times.
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I'm out in the car in between two kids in their car seats. My mom's in the front seat and I know trouble is coming because this freaking dude on a Segway with a little neon yellow vest and a freaking whistle like Paul Blart, except the unfriendly version, is just going up and down the arrivals area yelling at people.
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And sure enough, he heads right for my mom's car and says through the open window, Ma'am, you have one minute before I write you a citation. That's the only thing he says. He's yelling at her. And first of all, don't yell at my sweet mother. I'm gonna get a little feisty.
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It just felt like a little long, you know?
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And so, no, I lean up from the back seat. I was like, hey, they lost our bag. Like, I just like, because I know that if they lose your bag, you're allowed to stay there. Because he wanted us to, you know, take a, like, leave.
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And I was like, no, they lost our bag. And he's like, I'm going to start writing the ticket. Like he keeps yelling. He's like, I don't care. Take a lap. And I'm like, oh, I'm so mad. We can't even pull out because there's so much traffic there. And he's still blowing his whistle at us. My mom's like trying to take a lap. And he's still blowing his whistle, yelling.
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Other people are like rolling their eyes. And then we finally get into the lane of traffic where you can drive. And I roll down the window from the backseat.
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And I said, I hope you can cheer up. What did you say back? I don't even know, because then my mom left. Because I was only going to get my word in when I could make an escape. Did you see him again? What?
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Because we went to the other side.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Well, because the people on the other side, I thought were gonna like say something too.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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I don't know, I just had to say something. And my mom is like cracking up. The first thing she says when she gets home, she's like telling my dad. She's like, you're never gonna guess what Abby said. She thought it was so funny. I was like... I thought I got my word in. I felt pretty spicy after that. You know what my line is though?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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When we're with someone, if they're being a little bit on edge and we're like, it's usually always at an airport because I feel like tensions run high. Those workers don't want to be there. They're usually just a little bit on edge. If they start to say something, here's my little tip to you.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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If someone is getting a little feisty with you in an interaction, like at a business or something, if you just say, okay, That was a little rude. It really makes them put themselves in check. They're like, oh, that kind of throws them off. I should have said that to that guy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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He said, where are my people?
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I don't feel like, okay, by the way, I don't feel like I ever have to, I've used this like maybe once every three years, but when I have used it, it works like a charm. Ich erinnere mich daran, dass wir in einem Hotel waren und es nicht funktioniert hat, was die Interaktion war. Und ich dachte mir, oh, das war ein bisschen blöd. Sie haben sich ein bisschen überlegt.
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Sie sind so, oh, vielleicht war das ein bisschen blöd. Und dann machen sie einfach ein 180.
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Yeah, I said, who are your people?
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Waren sie blöd oder haben sie einfach nicht verstanden, was ihr Problem ist?
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He was listing all of his friends. And then he said Jack and Sonny first. That's so sweet. He's like, where are my friends at?
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And they're not allowed to pass you on to someone that does have the resources or means to help you.
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Das Voucher wäre schön gewesen.
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Ja, wir haben viel gespielt. Ehrlich gesagt, glücklich, Southwest. Glück auf den Mann auf dem Segway. Ich hoffe, er hat gefeiert.
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Es ist nicht mal neu, übrigens. Es ist nicht neu. Es ist nur neu für uns.
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Wait, that's actually a really big... Because then their house is baby-proofed already. They already have the things you need for kids. In general, pack and play, stuff like that. What the heck, dude? It just kind of reminds me of being a kid. You know, like the friend's house you went to where you were like, they have so much, like the best basement or the best toys.
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Totally. I mean, the book reveals so many big topics, but a lot of them are like flaws and like... Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. die diese Programme unterstützen. Aber so viel Ehrgeiz. Und die Leute würden immer sagen, bist du auf Drogen? Und, weißt du, einiges von der Blamierung der Person in der Poverty für ihre Position.
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Und auch einiges von den Fehler im System generell, wo es so ist, okay, du brauchst einen Job, um in diese regierungssubstanziierte Wohnungen zu kommen. Aber um einen Job zu bekommen, musst du Kindergärten haben, wenn du ein Kind hast. Aber um Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. working so hard and trying so hard.
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Ein Punkt ihres Buches ist auch, wie einfach es ist, wenn du in dieser Position bist, wenn du versuchst, deine grundlegenden Bedürfnisse zu erreichen, wie einfach es ist, ausgeschlagen zu werden und dann direkt zurück nach Grund Null zu kommen. Sobald du versuchst, etwas Traction und Stabilität zu erzielen, ist sie genug, um sie zurück nach Grund Null zu bringen.
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Und das ist ein wirklich anstrengendes Ort, um zu sein.
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How proud are you that Griffin took his nap today? I can't believe it. I didn't think he was going to take a nap today. Oh mein Gott, hier ist das Ding. Du kannst nicht, was ich gelernt habe von unseren, er ist zweieinhalb, ihr Leute.
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Wir haben sie eigentlich noch, aber er nicht.
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No, he's not. Okay, no, no, no. He's two and a half.
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April, May, June, July. That's not almost three.
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Okay, also es war Zeit, aber es war... Er wird 2,75 sein. Es war eine der Situationen, wo du dich suchst, um jeden Entschuldigung auszulassen. Wie, oh, wir sind krank, also ist es nicht ein guter Zeitpunkt. Oder, oh, wir reisen, also ist es nicht ein guter Zeitpunkt. Oh, wir haben eine Firma und wir wollen nicht, dass er die ganze Nacht aufhört, also ist es nicht ein guter Zeitpunkt.
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Ich suchte für jeden Entschuldigung und es kam zu dem Punkt, dass er zwei, drei und vier Monate werden, glaube ich.
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And sicknesses and holidays. Here's the thing. I could have continued to find reasons to put this off, but I just knew that we couldn't do that. I was starting to look at pictures of kids' teeth that have binkies too long and their mouth development. And it was enough for me to be like, okay, Abby, it is loving to cut this off at this point.
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Because I didn't want him to have these long-term effects from binky mouth.
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Ich dachte, wir wären auf der gleichen Seite.
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I thought me and Griffin were on the same page because I was like, dude, binkies are going away when you're a big kid. So much conversation around that. Then I started doing, I think in October, only nap during nap and bedtime. Only binkie during nap and bedtime.
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Well, yeah, Addy did. My sister-in-law offered for him to watch a show because I had told them that when he woke up from his nap, he could watch a show for a little bit and he forgot about it because he was having so much fun.
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Yeah, only in bedtime. He would sometimes sneak in and get a hit.
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Hiding with his little binky.
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That's how you know it's a problem.
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People in Australia call them dummies.
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You never heard that?
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But he got them... was only having them for sleep for several months. And there was a lot of conversation about them going away. And then he started to get attached to just a white binky and a blue binky. So we got rid of all the other binkys except for white binky and blue binky.
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Because normally he would literally like, he was so obsessed, he would like let those binkys, like keep them all around him, had handfuls of binkys. Sometimes he put more than one binky and would just like trade, had more like double binkys. So then we... Ich habe ihn ein bisschen mehr gewinkt, weil ich nur den weißen und den blauen Binky hatte.
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Dann habe ich ihn ein bisschen mehr gewinkt, weil ich nur den blauen Binky hatte. Und ich habe den blauen Binky zu diesem kleinen geschnittenen Giraffen-Ding eingepackt. Also habe ich mir gedacht, wenn wir den blauen Binky entfernen, wird er das geschnitten haben und das wird genug sein.
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Er liebt wirklich Giraffen, weil sie groß sind. Und wir waren so, wir werden ihn emotional entspannt machen, wenn wir sagen, dass wir sie den Baby Giraffen geben. Also haben wir das benutzt. Die Giraffen haben ihm sogar eine ganze Lette geschrieben. Und sie waren so, liebe Griffin...
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It didn't even work.
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I know. I was not wanting to do this. So the giraffes wrote him a letter and they gave him a big boy toy, which was the giraffe magnetile set. They have like a jungle magnetize.
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Es war ein Bargain-Tool.
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Weißt du, was passiert ist?
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Du bist achtmal krank. Und so sind die Kinder.
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Ich bin in einen bescheidenen Ort gekommen und wollte ihm seine neue Toilette zeigen.
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I've heard of so many methods too for getting rid of binkies. Like one of our friends poked a hole in the binky and then filled it up with apple cider vinegar. Oh my gosh. Und dann sagten sie, oh, verdammt, dein Binky wurde stinkig. Es ging schlecht. Nein, stinke Binkys. Und dann mussten sie die stinken Binkys wegwerfen und sie hat nie mehr Binkys bekommen. Also da ist das eine.
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Ich war so, ich weiß nicht, das fühlt sich nicht richtig an.
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Okay, so yeah, I just knew that that wasn't gonna work for our kids.
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No, he likes spicy and sour things.
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Okay, so then I've heard of other people being like, well you could just use the binkies as currency to get him a big boy gift. My thing with that, like I think there's a viral video of someone giving their kids binkies Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott. Wir haben wirklich das meiste gemacht, um das ganze Ding zu lösen, weil ich so traurig war.
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Okay, Matt, du musst verstehen, ich mag es wirklich, um zu arbeiten. Also warum würde ich stoppen, wenn ich verabredet bin? Okay, ja. Wenn es etwas ist, was ich wirklich gerne tue.
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Ich werde dich vermissen.
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Yeah, and she says, I'm gonna miss you.
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I love it and it makes me feel good. And I also think it's good for the kids to get out of the house and play with other kids too. Just like have an outing. So I went to the gym with the kids and my sister-in-law Addie. All four of us are in the car. Augie is doing his typical Augie thing, which is screaming a decibel. That should be illegal to drive.
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Und Griffin... Ich dachte, wir geben es und dann hat er es so schnell mitgebracht.
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Zwei Sekunden später ist er wieder da.
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Two seconds later he was like, get it out. He wanted it back. And so it was a big sad thing. And so then he still had his little giraffe at night, but at night time... Oh my gosh, did hell break loose in our household. I thought we were on the same page. I thought Griffin knew that there was no binkies.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Anyway, the first night was rough. He was up till like 2.
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So Matt was up with him until 2. And then at 2 I took over. I like put him back in his bed. And then by some miracle, my entire shift he stayed asleep. But here's the thing. That's crazy. And that's just like kids are just this way. Woke up at the exact same time the next morning. Even though he didn't go to bed till 2 a.m. Woke up at 6.55. And then he skipped his nap. And then he skipped his nap.
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But wait, the morning... Wait, that's when I pranked you.
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And I was like, oh, it's pretty good. I said, well, I mean, I eventually just had to give it to him. Because by the time that he hadn't fallen asleep at 2 a.m., I just had to give it to him. You stopped dead in your tracks. You said, you what? And I was like, yeah, I just had to give it to him. Because...
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Ich habe ihn gut gekriegt. Ich habe es ihm nicht gegeben. Hier ist das Ding. An diesem Punkt werde ich nie, nie, nie, nie 1000 Prozent schlafen, weil wir bereits das Schlimmste hinter uns haben. Es wird uns nur ein Millionen Mal schlimmer machen, wenn wir, wenn wir schlafen.
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If that sound is occurring in your vehicle, you should not be allowed to drive. Because that's the most distracted type of driving you could ever have.
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Well, his first nap with Nobinky just did not happen. He escaped and he also then just laid there.
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Which, you know what, I think actually, I have a theory. Because I put him down for his nap, but then we had to record today. So then I was like, Mom, Godspeed, like, just stay strong. And if he needs to get out of his bed, he can get out of his bed. But I think because my mom went in and put him back to sleep, He actually went to sleep. Because he knows that he can manipulate me.
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Okay, I will. No. No, you have to think about people with AirPods or whatever.
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Ich erzähle ihm keine Bücher am Abend, und dann kümmerle ich mich um ihn und spreche mit ihm.
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Aber weil es ein Problem war.
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Ich habe gesagt, wenn der Sonne nicht raus ist.
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Yeah. I don't know. I feel bad for the poor guy. But I think the worst is behind. Because last night was much better. He only got up at like... He got up like three times.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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He woke up at like 9.30.
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And I didn't even have to go in, because he wasn't really that upset, and he just fell back to sleep within like five minutes.
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Yeah, it's unmatched. You guys have to trust me. Like if you're one of my friends listening to this, then you know Augie's scream.
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But at like 2.21, you know how you always remember the exact time when your kids wake up in the night? You always remember the exact time. It was 2.21. He was upset, and he sounded pretty upset. So I went in, and I... Ich habe ihn auf dem Rekliner gefühlt. Und ich frage ihn, wie er sich fühlt. Er sagt mir, er fühlt sich traurig an. Oh, er hat das gesagt? Er hat die Inside-Out-Charaktere benutzt.
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Das ist so traurig. Ich dachte, du wirst dich im Morgen glücklich fühlen. Weil du jetzt ein großer Kind bist. Und ich habe versucht, ihn für den nächsten Tag aufgeregt zu machen. Und ich habe ihn immer erinnert, du bist sicher, du bist lieb. Und dann, hier ist das andere Ding, er ist wie ich. Wenn ich ihm sage, ich werde ihn in 15 Minuten anschauen, geht er schlafen.
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Er hat eine bessere Chance, schlafen zu gehen.
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It didn't wake him up more. You don't think so?
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Well, you just gotta think he's just a little human. He's just a little person. So the same things that are gonna make you upset are very similar things that will make him upset. Like if I took your freaking sound machine away... You'd be livin'. You'd be flippin' tense.
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You would be flippin' tense. If I took your melatonin hot cocoa away, you'd be reckless, wouldn't you?
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You get them addicted to it and then you take it away.
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No, I'm just kidding.
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I think it's a skill that he has to learn. And so that takes a little bit of time. Because he's always used a binky to fall asleep. Anyway, it's getting better. The worst is behind us. I know that and I'm feeling hopeful about the future. Ich nehme Nutrafol auch für mein Haar. Es ist klinisch bemerkt, um mit deinem Haar zu helfen, was wirklich schön ist.
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Yeah, it's actually the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand. Trusted by over one and a half million people. See thicker, stronger, faster growing hair with less shedding in just three to six months with Nutrafol. It's not a one size fits all approach.
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So that's why I love that Nutrafol has multiple formulas that are tailored to give your hair what it needs to grow through different stages of life, such as postpartum and menopause. It's physician formulated with 100% drug free ingredients. Bis zum nächsten Mal. In other news, we are probably going to go to Hawaii this summer instead of Nashville for a month, which I'm very excited about.
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But we only did Nashville for a month one time.
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The reason we're thinking about this is because Arizona is literally like 120 in the months of like July and August. And we have a niece coming in August. So August is out.
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Aber im Juli müssen wir aus Dodge gehen, weil es so heiß ist. Es ist inhuman, wirklich.
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Wait, are you saying dis shoveled?
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Yeah, it's very dangerous to be outside, but our kids love being outside, so I think it'd be good to get away. A month feels a little long, so we'll have to think about that.
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Dis shoveled is the word.
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Also, unsere Freunde haben uns ihr Haus geöffnet.
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Wie wirst du ein Haus in Maui öffnen?
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Also, ich denke, das klingt wie viel Spaß.
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No, dis shoveled.
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Oh, das ist tatsächlich sehr schön.
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We need to go to the dollar store because our kids have been playing with their friends' beach toys. Okay, and it's all from there? All the beach toys at the dollar store are amazing, so we should stock up before we go to Hawaii.
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A dollar. I don't know if actually they might be like $1.25 now.
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Okay. Well, we need to go because they have these little lobster toys that our kids are obsessed with.
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Nein, es ist ein kleiner Klamper. Weißt du, das Klamper-Ding? Es ist wie kleine Tons, aber es ist ein Lobster. Und du kannst mit ihm Sand holen.
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You have to understand. Augie is screaming a decibel that should be illegal to drive. I'm pulling out, threw it in reverse, right into someone's car.
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Sie denken, es ist so lustig.
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Also, wir müssen uns vorbeikommen. Hoffentlich können wir im Juli gehen. Ich weiß nicht, du musst einen Text schicken. Okay.
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It's going to be really weird if he hears it first on this podcast that you want to go to his house.
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Yeah, but it's going to be a shame because we'll have just gotten our backyard done.
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We're not redoing, we're doing it because it's literally a dirt pit. It's a dirt pit and right now... It's giving valley fever right now.
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I appreciate you taking on this project, because it overwhelmed me.
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You're asking me my opinion, but I'm like, I don't even know. Just take it over.
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Well, you're starting with nothing.
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This doesn't even feel real. I cannot even believe that we'll have such a cool backyard. I'm so excited.
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Now we won't want to go to Maui.
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Oh, es wird nicht fertig sein.
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Ich meine, ich denke, es wird positiv sein, aber ich denke, das könnte ein bisschen sein.
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Pretty soon coming up, we got both of our grandmas 80th birthdays.
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The day that we come in is her 80th birthday and then your grandma's turning 80, like literally less than a week after that.
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Me neither.
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No, we need to shorten it.
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I think the flights were just cheaper, but we need to pay a little bit extra. I already told Addy we needed to shorten that because I was like, that's crazy.
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Wir müssen Zeit mit den Großmüttern verbringen.
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She's thinking of all the kids things we can do in Quincy with them.
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She knows that we're coming, I think.
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Did you ask your mom?
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Oh, I'm glad you told me that because I almost texted your grandma.
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Don't say it then.
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Do you think she does? Maybe not.
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This is her test.
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Yeah, the clips make me not even want to have a podcast anymore.
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I'm just so sick and tired of being misunderstood.
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I said them right here.
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I'm just wondering how many times a girl can get in a bathtub at the end of the day, just ready to wind down and then see my freaking face on somebody else's drama, tea, gossip channel with things that are just completely, just 1000% not true or just like... That is where I'm kind of like, okay, I'm ready to be done. Because this is just so freaking annoying.
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More than anything, it's just annoying to just constantly feel like, People are skeptical of you, are wanting to make you a villain, wanting to twist your words, wanting to misunderstand you, wanting to assume the worst in you, wanting to think that you're someone that you're completely not.
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There comes a point where we never address it because we kind of have that mentality of like, the lion does not... It sounds so narcissistic.
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Cut that out. You gotta have this mindset where I'm like, okay, I'm not going to feed into that narrative, but then here I am talking about it right now because I'm just so freaking sick of it.
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Also, if you're offended by something that we've posted, we work so diligently to just speak our mind, be authentic and genuine to ourselves, but only talk about ourselves, not talk about other people. And also be as... We really care about making content that makes people happy and that is authentic and that is not offensive. And yet some people still want to...
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Und an diesem Punkt fühle ich mich verletzt.
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Wir können sagen, was wir wollen. Wir sprechen genug über unsere Leben. Kayleigh und Justin versuchen, Privatsache zu suchen. Ja. Also das ist wie ihre eigene. Ich denke, sie sind. Ich kümmer mich nicht wirklich um sie. Ja. Aber sie versuchen, sie sprechen nicht über diese Art von Dingen, richtig? Ja.
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Ja, also ich bin so wie erstens, das macht es noch schlimmer, wenn sie darüber sprechen, weil sie nicht mehr wählen, darüber zu sprechen. Aber dann habe ich auch gesagt, wir sprechen genug über unsere Leben, wie du weißt, wir machen es. Ich weiß nicht, warum das für andere Menschen interessant ist.
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Okay, ich bin aus Missouri.
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Weißt du sogar, was sie sagen?
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Yeah, but you know nothing about them personally. Ich weiß nur, dass sie... Das ist das, was ich sage. Du weißt nichts von ihnen persönlich. Es gibt nichts, was jemand anderes tun könnte. Kein anderer Drama-Channel könnte die Person sehen, die ihren Drama-Channel gestartet hat, und sagen, oh, hier ist der Drama an dieser Person.
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Oh, das ist die Geschichte all dieser Dramatiker.
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Ich würde nie ein Video über uns hören. Und ich würde nie ein Video über jemanden anderen hören. Ich unterstütze nur nicht Bullying. Und wenn du diese Videos liest, unterstützt du auch den Kurs. Und wenn du die Person bist, die diese Videos machen solltest, dann mach einen tiefen Dive von dir selbst.
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Ja, ich wollte gerade darüber sprechen, weil ich so lange das Ignoring Game gemacht habe. Und es funktioniert auf eine Art und Weise. Aber dann gibt es Leute in meinem echten, echten Leben, die sagen, oh, ich habe das gesehen. Und natürlich ist das nicht wahr. Aber ich bin so entschuldigt. Ja.
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Und dann bin ich so, dass die Fakt, dass echte Menschen diese Dinge sehen und es anschauen, und dann wissen sie nicht, wie ich bin. Hier ist mein Message für dich. Nimm es von der Grundlage. Und Don't support internet bullying. It's simply the same thing as bullying, just online. It doesn't really make it okay. And we gotta really work on that.
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And also it does not an ounce change how I view myself, how I view our marriage, how I view our family. I know who I am, I know who we are, I know what we've got going here and I know that it's healthy and good and stable and anyone that has any opinion other than that has never met us. I guarantee that.
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We have an awesome circle of people that holds us accountable and loves us so well and I deeply, deeply trust them. You know, that's why people don't last doing this. And that's why I'm not going to last. That's why I'm going to disappear one day.
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I love you too.
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Well, I stopped getting on.
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Okay, deleted TikTok a long time ago. Yeah. Have extreme limits on Instagram.
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Well, the first person to ever say that kid has some lungs on him is the person that pulled him out of my belly the day he was born. Wait, that's right. Because remember, they prepped me. They were like... C-Section Babies, they might not cry super quick. It takes them a minute.
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Now YouTube I'm going to have to get rid of too. Yeah. God damn.
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Ich habe YouTube geliebt. Ich habe YouTube geliebt, seit ich zwölf Jahre alt war. Jetzt ist das auch weg.
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Ich mache das immer. Und dann denke ich, dass mein YouTube weiß, dass das aus mir kommt.
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Vielleicht musst du ein anderes Account machen.
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Oder hier ist das Schlimmste.
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Ich hole Miss Rachel für meine Kinder.
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Und wisst ihr was? Es ist so, Matt und Abby, ich werde nicht mal den Titel eines von diesen geben, weil ich diese nicht even promoten will, aber ich bin so, wow, ich versuche einfach nur, Miss Rachel zu zeigen, meine Kinder. Und dann ist mein fröhliches Gesicht. Ja. Auf einem Dramachannel. Habt ihr jemals gedacht, was wenn unsere Kinder einen von diesen sehen?
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Oh yeah, maybe it's us.
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I got self-respect.
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I don't want that dirty money.
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Wait, we never talked about this. I noticed you're drinking Olipop right now.
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I'm probably cancelled for drinking this. The Poppy controversy. What is your opinion?
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Ich glaube, sie waren einfach so wütend, dass sie so viel Geld verdient haben, um Menschen persönliche Vending-Maschinen zu senden.
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Okay, but say it right here right now. Do you like Olipop or Poppy better?
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But I don't like that Olipop was being shady to Poppy.
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Poppy makes the Wildberry one too.
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Okay, gut, ich mag Poppy Butter.
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Okay, ich höre. Mein Lieblingsflavor ist der Alipop Grape. Aber es gibt mehr Flavors von Poppy, die ich mag. Ja. Oh, aber der Apple Alipop ist auch gut. Ja. Ich mag den Poppy Orange Creamsicle. Und Wildberry.
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I have tea on you actually.
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My tea is that you keep leaving the toilet seat up in the middle of the night. I'm so sorry. I'm so delusional and tired in the middle of the night. My whole cheeks are... I don't have a big butt.
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That butt just falls right in the toilet of water.
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Es ist nicht so, dass es auf hohem Niveau ist. Es ist einfach so laut. Auggie war so verrückt, weil er nicht in seinem Auto-Sitz war. Das ist eine unglückliche Sache, weil er in seinem Auto-Sitz sein muss. Wir mussten in den Auto fahren. Ich bin in diesem Mom-Fight-or-Flight-Modus. Ich kann nicht lösen, warum er jetzt nervös ist.
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No, I said, Matt, I feel like I have to. You said, go for it.
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This topic.
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No, life is great actually right now. Life is really great.
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I honestly want to wish everyone a great day, except for the person that ruined my bath time.
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Wir hoffen, dass du... Find a revenue source that is not degrading to other people.
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I hope your life becomes entertaining enough.
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So I hope that you... Then you can say a career that you're proud of at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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Love you guys.
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Das Einzige, was ich lösen kann, ist, dass ich ihn aus dem Auto-Sitz bringen kann. Dann muss ich so schnell wie möglich rausgehen. Ich fahre raus, fahre es nach links. Right into someone's car, which is also understandable, might I say, because I wasn't driving a car that I'm used to driving, obviously. It was a rental. And the woman was actually in her car when I... That's not rear-ending her.
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He's like, I don't care. Take a lap. I rolled out of the window. I said, I hope you can cheer up. You keep leaving the toilet seat up in the middle of the night. I don't have a big butt. That butt just falls right in the toilet.
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What is that? Love tapped her.
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Yeah, clearly. Crash is a bit dramatic for what happened.
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Sie war super nett. Sie war wirklich, wirklich nett als Person. Ich kam raus. Natürlich habe ich gesagt, ich bin so entschuldigt. Ich kann nicht mehr mit dir reden. Ich habe ihr meinen Lizenz gezeigt, weil ich dachte, das wäre, was du tun musst. Aber während ich mit ihr gesprochen habe, kam eine Frau und sie war so, bist du Abby von TikTok? Und ich war so, großartig.
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Das ist einfach mehr schrecklich, weil die ganze Situation schon schrecklich ist, in jemanden's Auto zu fahren. Aber dann wusste jemand von mir, und ich dachte, okay, lass mich dir zumindest meinen Anruf geben. Sie sagte, ja, ich nehme deinen Anruf. Ich habe alles gefordert.
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Und sie sagte, ich werde nur meinen Mann zeigen, aber ich bin sicher, er wird sagen, es ist keine große Sache. Es gibt nichts, was du tun musst. Sie gab mir so viele Verschwörungen. Aber dann, gleich nachdem wir diese Konversation hatten, war sie so, ich könnte dich einfach in einen Auto-Body-Shop nehmen, um evaluiert zu werden. Mein Mann arbeitet in einem Auto-Body-Shop. Oder so etwas.
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Ich glaube, sie hat etwas gesagt.
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Ich nehme es zu einem Auto-Body Shop. Sobald sie das gesagt hat, war ich so, okay, das könnte ein Problem sein. Und sicherlich war es, weil ein paar Tage später hat sie mich getext und sie war so, oh, für die Schaden brauche ich 1.000, also es war über 1.200 Dollar, wie du gesagt hast.
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Are you supposed to call the cops?
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Oh, okay. So I didn't feel like I needed to take pictures or anything.
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So then, and obviously, like I said, there was no damage to the rental car either. So I was like, if anything, like it was also raining. So it was just a chaotic scene. So then she texted me that and I was like, oh, great. Which, let me say, if I did any damage to someone's car, I 1000% want to make it right. Ich versuche nicht zu sagen, oh, das ist nicht ein Problem, du wirst es übernehmen.
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Ich will es richtig machen. Aber das scheint so eine extreme Menge Geld zu sein.
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Aber ich verstehe nicht, wie eine Schadenswerte...
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It's on there. It's from an auto body shop.
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It might have been a Tahoe.
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Wir werden es richtig machen. Ich bin natürlich immer noch... Ist das schlecht?
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Ich denke, das ist, wie viel sie für einen Tahoe kaufen.
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Ja, ich weiß.
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Also vielleicht ist es 1.200 Dollar für einen Scratch.
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So what are we getting at?
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So do you think that a scratch on a Tahoe is worth $1,200 to repair?
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No, I didn't. But some people think I do.
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I love this outfit on you.
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I'm obviously still communicating with her. But then when I told Matt, I was like, I just bumped this car. It's no big deal. She was super nice about it. And then I'm like, just kidding. We need to pay over $1,000.
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No, but I will say I have a witness. Addy was like, are you kidding me?
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Und sie war so, nein, sie versuchen, dich zu enttäuschen.
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Well, you know what? They might just get the juice because I'm gonna make it right.
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I don't think... You think everyone's trying... You're trying to manipulate.
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I don't think this lady was like that.
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Thank you to Rocket Money for sponsoring this portion of today's episode. Subscriptions are so easy that a baby can sign up for them.
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But they're so difficult to cancel that... We need an application because I'm telling you, they do this on purpose, obviously. But Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so that you can grow your savings.
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Ich bin so froh, dass das ein Feature ist, weil das letzte, was ich tun möchte, ist, jemanden zu hacken.
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Ich will das machen. Und Rocket Money hat über 5 Millionen Benutzer und hat ein Gesamtkonto von 500 Millionen Dollar gesperrt und die Abkürzungen gesperrt, um bis zu 740 Dollar pro Jahr zu sparen, wenn man alle App-Premium-Fähigkeiten benutzt. Und ich glaube das, weil wir Survivor mit unseren Freunden die letzte Nacht gesehen haben und alle da hatten Rocket Money.
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Ja, du musst sie belästigen, um Rocket Money zu bekommen.
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And reach your financial goals fast with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com slash unplanned today. That's rocketmoney.com slash unplanned. rocketmoney.com slash unplanned. Aber was, wenn der Auto-Body Shop sagt, wir müssen nur den ganzen Bumper ersetzen?
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Sie hat es nicht gemacht.
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Ich weiß nicht, ob es ein Tahoe war. Was ist dieses Auto?
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Lass mich mal sehen.
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Ich weiß, aber nur wirklich nah dran, weil sie wollte, dass der Schmuck größer aussieht, denke ich. Das ist der größte, den ich gekriegt habe.
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Um, so yeah, that happened. But then this is funny. I need you guys to tell me, do you think this was rude?
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So we got back from Salt Lake. We had, we were flying with seven checked items because we flew with both kids. We checked their car seats. We had snowboard.
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And we flew with Southwest, so we were a little check bag happy.
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We had so much stuff. And we got it all loaded into our van. Or not van.
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Aber Utah war nicht so schlecht. Du hast es so schlecht gesagt.
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Don't even say that, because I love Southwest.
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They have the best flight times, the best bag policy. They are so family friendly. I love their pretzels.
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They offer Coke Zero. Another point.
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And they're just so kind.