Augie
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314 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Mar 2025
Augie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Lass mich mal sehen.
Ich weiß, aber nur wirklich nah dran, weil sie wollte, dass der Schmuck größer aussieht, denke ich. Das ist der größte, den ich gekriegt habe.
Um, so yeah, that happened. But then this is funny. I need you guys to tell me, do you think this was rude?
So we got back from Salt Lake. We had, we were flying with seven checked items because we flew with both kids. We checked their car seats. We had snowboard.
And we flew with Southwest, so we were a little check bag happy.
We had so much stuff. And we got it all loaded into our van. Or not van.
Don't even say that, because I love Southwest.
They have the best flight times, the best bag policy. They are so family friendly. I love their pretzels.
They offer Coke Zero. Another point.
And they're just so kind.
And their flight attendants can be... A bit sassy. A bit sassy. They were sassy to people in front of us on the way to Vegas.
And they're so sweet to our kids too. Yeah, that's true. They're always like trying to give us extra pretzels. Anyway, so don't think that we dislike Southwest, but we have lost bags a couple of times.
I'm out in the car in between two kids in their car seats. My mom's in the front seat and I know trouble is coming because this freaking dude on a Segway with a little neon yellow vest and a freaking whistle like Paul Blart, except the unfriendly version, is just going up and down the arrivals area yelling at people.
And sure enough, he heads right for my mom's car and says through the open window, Ma'am, you have one minute before I write you a citation. That's the only thing he says. He's yelling at her. And first of all, don't yell at my sweet mother. I'm gonna get a little feisty.
And so, no, I lean up from the back seat. I was like, hey, they lost our bag. Like, I just like, because I know that if they lose your bag, you're allowed to stay there. Because he wanted us to, you know, take a, like, leave.
And I was like, no, they lost our bag. And he's like, I'm going to start writing the ticket. Like he keeps yelling. He's like, I don't care. Take a lap. And I'm like, oh, I'm so mad. We can't even pull out because there's so much traffic there. And he's still blowing his whistle at us. My mom's like trying to take a lap. And he's still blowing his whistle, yelling.
Other people are like rolling their eyes. And then we finally get into the lane of traffic where you can drive. And I roll down the window from the backseat.
And I said, I hope you can cheer up. What did you say back? I don't even know, because then my mom left. Because I was only going to get my word in when I could make an escape. Did you see him again? What?
Because we went to the other side.
Well, because the people on the other side, I thought were gonna like say something too.
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