Augie
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314 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Mar 2025
Augie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Es war ein Bargain-Tool.
Weißt du, was passiert ist?
Du bist achtmal krank. Und so sind die Kinder.
Ich bin in einen bescheidenen Ort gekommen und wollte ihm seine neue Toilette zeigen.
I've heard of so many methods too for getting rid of binkies. Like one of our friends poked a hole in the binky and then filled it up with apple cider vinegar. Oh my gosh. Und dann sagten sie, oh, verdammt, dein Binky wurde stinkig. Es ging schlecht. Nein, stinke Binkys. Und dann mussten sie die stinken Binkys wegwerfen und sie hat nie mehr Binkys bekommen. Also da ist das eine.
Ich war so, ich weiß nicht, das fühlt sich nicht richtig an.
Okay, so yeah, I just knew that that wasn't gonna work for our kids.
No, he likes spicy and sour things.
Okay, so then I've heard of other people being like, well you could just use the binkies as currency to get him a big boy gift. My thing with that, like I think there's a viral video of someone giving their kids binkies Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott. Wir haben wirklich das meiste gemacht, um das ganze Ding zu lösen, weil ich so traurig war.
Ich werde dich vermissen.
Yeah, and she says, I'm gonna miss you.
Und Griffin... Ich dachte, wir geben es und dann hat er es so schnell mitgebracht.
Zwei Sekunden später ist er wieder da.
Two seconds later he was like, get it out. He wanted it back. And so it was a big sad thing. And so then he still had his little giraffe at night, but at night time... Oh my gosh, did hell break loose in our household. I thought we were on the same page. I thought Griffin knew that there was no binkies.
Anyway, the first night was rough. He was up till like 2.
So Matt was up with him until 2. And then at 2 I took over. I like put him back in his bed. And then by some miracle, my entire shift he stayed asleep. But here's the thing. That's crazy. And that's just like kids are just this way. Woke up at the exact same time the next morning. Even though he didn't go to bed till 2 a.m. Woke up at 6.55. And then he skipped his nap. And then he skipped his nap.
But wait, the morning... Wait, that's when I pranked you.
And I was like, oh, it's pretty good. I said, well, I mean, I eventually just had to give it to him. Because by the time that he hadn't fallen asleep at 2 a.m., I just had to give it to him. You stopped dead in your tracks. You said, you what? And I was like, yeah, I just had to give it to him. Because...
Ich habe ihn gut gekriegt. Ich habe es ihm nicht gegeben. Hier ist das Ding. An diesem Punkt werde ich nie, nie, nie, nie 1000 Prozent schlafen, weil wir bereits das Schlimmste hinter uns haben. Es wird uns nur ein Millionen Mal schlimmer machen, wenn wir, wenn wir schlafen.
Well, his first nap with Nobinky just did not happen. He escaped and he also then just laid there.
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