August Johns
speaker
597 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 17 Apr
August Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Put them on, Augie.
I bend down and pick up the coveralls, pinching them between my thumb and forefinger.
Then I give them a good once over.
They do look brand new.
So I take a risk and sniff them.
They don't smell like old man crotch.
They smell freshly washed.
Keep those on at all times, Augie, and you'll be fine.
That's how this works for some reason.
You wear those coveralls and it won't get you.
You still have to make sure it doesn't get others.
He reaches back and presses the elevator call button.
And you'll have to feed it occasionally.
Don't worry, HR will pick out the meals.
It'll mostly be employees who have plateaued and now require coming in early, working through lunch, and staying late to get their work done.
Employees who don't have family or friends to worry about them when they go missing.
The elevator dings and the doors slide open.
Past Denny, I can see the darkness and the shadows undulating like sentient smoke.
Do your job, and everything will go just fine.
Now, put those on.
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