Austin Young
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73 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2025
last heard 28 Oct
Austin Young’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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What's going on, guys?
So I've been living in Texas now for a while.
I love living in Texas.
My dad's a big fan that I live here.
And he really wants me to get a gun.
And here's the thing.
I've never owned a gun.
And it's not for, like, political or moral reasons.
It's just I don't like to keep a gun in the house for the same reason I like to keep ice cream there, you know?
I like to keep temptation away, all right?
Because sometimes I get sad and I have no self-control.
So I don't need that in my life.
But my dad's really adamant about it.
He's like, Austin, you're a Texan now.
You gotta get yourself a gun.
What are you gonna do for home defense?
How are you gonna protect yourself if somebody breaks in?
I say, listen, Dad, I am six foot four and over 300 pounds, and I sleep naked, all right?
That is scarier than any man with a gun could ever be, all right?
I got the body of Shrek in the face of a toddler.
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