Barney Phillips

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467 appearances 13 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 6d ago

Barney Phillips’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 13 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 4.

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Like I always say, Turnabout is hoist with his own petard.

Hey, what is a petard?

Well, for a dope I ain't do it.

I have?

Oh, I read that in my comic book.

Oh, speak for yourself, John.

Maybe it tells you, but... Come on, come on.

But if I know my mysteries, you're not going to tell me.

Not for another five minutes.

I know the five minutes ain't up yet, Mr. Templer, but maybe you could sneak in a little explanation now, maybe save some time later.

Well, never mind the dramatic pauses.

Just keep going.

Yeah, I should have known.

For a minute back there, I thought maybe I was going to find out something, but I didn't have to worry.

At the hour's nightclub.

But why are we here?

They don't give corpses.

Besides, who can arrest a corpse?

I'm going home and beat my kids.

Maybe that way I'll stop feeling inferior.

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