Barry Glendenning

So I'd say the goalkeeper was probably expecting me to go the other side and then ate Tim Cahill's goal celebration.

But I was totally...

I think Gildas did when he came on, but they couldn't break Australia down.

It was a brilliant defensive performance from Australia.

Yeah, so he sets his field and does various conducting of players and wastes time if needs be before he picks up the ball to take the throw in because the clock only starts ticking once the ball is in your hands.

I love the way he says it's about the size of a folded music stand.

As if that's going to terrify it in any way.

Not really.

It was you in the gym, and then everyone just pointed out that they could see a bogey up my face.

That's real life, though, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, everyone's a critic.

Everyone's a critic.

It doesn't matter what...

We could film, like, a potential Oscar-winning short movie of a Max and Barry's Diaries.

Someone would object to the way that the ham placement on the bread in the sandwich, the toilet... The toilet seat's been up in a number of videos.

That's been a problem, yeah.

Where the kettle is.

No, that's good.

So if you could get in a bad mood again... Well, I noticed you bought six apples, so I'd imagine there's a bad mood imminent.

There's levels, yeah.