Bassem Youssef

Hey. Wow, you've got live audience. Yes.

Hey. Wow, you've got live audience. Yes.

Now, you don't have an audience. Yeah, that's why I use puppets. You use puppets because you don't have an audience.

Now, you don't have an audience. Yeah, that's why I use puppets. You use puppets because you don't have an audience.

No. We are actually trying to do that next year. We're going to be the first Arab historical political show with live audience, which is huge because we don't actually have this kind of industry.

No. We are actually trying to do that next year. We're going to be the first Arab historical political show with live audience, which is huge because we don't actually have this kind of industry.

Check. Check. We're not so different, you and I. Sometimes I get beaten. No, no, just kidding. It's actually, it's been quite a ride. And what we do is, has actually, we broke ground in the television programming. Because now people say, wow, he actually says what we want to say. And we're trying to be funny. We fail most of the time. But we try. Check. Yes. By the way, can I ask a question?

Check. Check. We're not so different, you and I. Sometimes I get beaten. No, no, just kidding. It's actually, it's been quite a ride. And what we do is, has actually, we broke ground in the television programming. Because now people say, wow, he actually says what we want to say. And we're trying to be funny. We fail most of the time. But we try. Check. Yes. By the way, can I ask a question?

Can I ask a question? Yes, yes, yes. Last week, did you have Catherine Zeta-Jones here?

Can I ask a question? Yes, yes, yes. Last week, did you have Catherine Zeta-Jones here?

In this seat. Your very seat.

In this seat. Your very seat.

It was a problem until actually she sold the money. And she sold my new big TV and living room. So she was okay with that.

It was a problem until actually she sold the money. And she sold my new big TV and living room. So she was okay with that.

And you don't get sued every five seconds.

And you don't get sued every five seconds.

Well, the 18 days of the revolution was incredible because you would go to Tahrir. you see what's happening. You come back, you open the TV, and it's a totally different world. It's amazing. And you know what? It's happening again now. It's like all these rumors about like aliens coming down and trying. They are the people who are driving the revolution and the Freemasons.

Well, the 18 days of the revolution was incredible because you would go to Tahrir. you see what's happening. You come back, you open the TV, and it's a totally different world. It's amazing. And you know what? It's happening again now. It's like all these rumors about like aliens coming down and trying. They are the people who are driving the revolution and the Freemasons.

It's his evil twin.

It's his evil twin.